Have We Gotten 'Round to The List Threads Again?

[TN_Vixen]

ok...

The poster most offensive:
The poster most sexual:
The poster most likely to hijack a thread:
The poster most likely to bitch because they're not on a list thread:
The newest poster who's totally confused about these lists threads:
The poster who loves to sniff his own farts:
The poster who knows the most about all kinds of porn:
The poster most likely to be high while posting:
The poster most likely to incite a troll:
The poster most likely to be obscure:
The poster most likely to not give a shit about any of this thread crap:


Go on, do your damage. Get it out of your system.

 

[Weevil]

The poster most likely to bitch because they're not on a list thread:

Isn't this obnoxious? Almost worse is the pitiful "Gosh I wish I was on this list" post to a list thread.

Jeez.

 

[lovetoread]

Me

So there.

 

[Starblayde]

The poster most sexual: Juicylips
The poster most likely to hijack a thread: Starblayde
The poster who loves to sniff his own farts:El Kiddeo Problemo
The poster who knows the most about all kinds of porn:riff or Zamdrist

 

[Guest]

Okay, I'll play

 

[TN_Vixen]

Re: Re: Have We Gotten 'Round to The List Threads Again?

Isn't this obnoxious? Almost worse is the pitiful "Gosh I wish I was on this list" post to a list thread.

Jeez.

There you go.

 

[Marxist]

I'm so sad and distraught. No one puts me on their lists. Boo-fucking-hoo.

As Jim Rome says, "Have a take and don't suck." Words to live by.

 

[Guest]

Re: Okay, I'll play

 

[TN_Vixen]

Re: Re: Have We Gotten 'Round to The List Threads Again?

Isn't this obnoxious? Almost worse is the pitiful "Gosh I wish I was on this list" post to a list thread.

Jeez.

Or, rather.. there Marxist goes. heh

 

[Guest]

Re: Okay, I'll play

 

[Marxist]

Re: Re: Re: Have We Gotten 'Round to The List Threads Again?

Or, rather.. there Marxist goes. heh

heh?

You're a mouth-breather. Find Alex and get some floss STAT.

 

[AzureAngel]

I was going to respond, but for most of them I just had me, since I couldn't think of good examples.

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Marxist]

I have two people on my ignore lists. Saves me the trouble of defining "Most offensive" they both went on today.

I thought we worked that out?

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Marxist]

Marx, you're not nearly offensive enough to qualify.

*a ray of sunshine over Atlanta*

 

[KillerMuffin]

The poster most offensive: KillerMuffin (ask 71bruce)
The poster most sexual: KillerMuffin (ask the Toddster who got 2 whole stories)
The poster most likely to hijack a thread: KillerMuffin (ask Ramlick)
The poster most likely to bitch because they're not on a list thread: KillerMuffin (ask Marxist)
The newest poster who's totally confused about these lists threads: KillerMuffin (ask Lasher)
The poster who loves to sniff his own farts: Problem Child
The poster who knows the most about all kinds of porn: KillerMuffin (ask my brother)
The poster most likely to be high while posting: KillerMuffin (I need Mountain Dew)
The poster most likely to incite a troll: KillerMuffin (ask 71bruce)
The poster most likely to be obscure: KillerMuffin (ask Marxist
The poster most likely to not give a shit about any of this thread crap: KillerMuffin (ask KillerMuffin)

 

[Roll-One]

Don't know and don't care, never did and never will.

enough said

 

[Problem Child]

Y'all keep talking about fartsniffing like it's a bad thing.

 

[TN_Vixen]

Flatulence Man

nobody's knocking what they ain't willing to try. You go boy.

 

[Problem Child]

That's Mr. Methane to you, girlie.

 

[TN_Vixen]

That's Mr. Methane to you, girlie. [/QUOTE

Mr. Methhhhhhhh... um *ahem* Mr. Me.....th... (cough cough)

Mr. LovesMyFartsMan

see? That just rollllllllllllllls off my tongue.

 

[Marxist]

The poster most offensive: KillerMuffin (ask 71bruce)
The poster most sexual: KillerMuffin (ask the Toddster who got 2 whole stories)
The poster most likely to hijack a thread: KillerMuffin (ask Ramlick)
The poster most likely to bitch because they're not on a list thread: KillerMuffin (ask Marxist)
The newest poster who's totally confused about these lists threads: KillerMuffin (ask Lasher)
The poster who loves to sniff his own farts: Problem Child
The poster who knows the most about all kinds of porn: KillerMuffin (ask my brother)
The poster most likely to be high while posting: KillerMuffin (I need Mountain Dew)
The poster most likely to incite a troll: KillerMuffin (ask 71bruce)
The poster most likely to be obscure: KillerMuffin (ask Marxist
The poster most likely to not give a shit about any of this thread crap: KillerMuffin (ask KillerMuffin)

Ditto that Rush.

 

[Rambling Rose]

The Needle and the Damage Done

The poster most offensive: the member most likely to post contraversial or unpopular opinions incognito.

The poster most sexual: the one humping your virtual leg like a prize poodle.

The poster most likely to hijack a thread: amazingly enough they haven't announced themselves on this thread yet. Give it time.

The poster most likely to bitch because they're not on a list thread: these lists put them on the defensive because they're afraid of being overlooked or worse, forgotten entirely. Let's be kind to them.

The newest poster who's totally confused about these lists threads:how do I know? I won't even notice them until they make their mark by pissing out their name in the snow.

The poster who loves to sniff his own farts: this is an easy one. We all have a fondness for our rankest bodily funk. We should each celebrate it publicly. PC, you go first. We'll be right behind you....with a fan.

The poster who knows the most about all kinds of porn: what's that smell? Is there a cat in here?

The poster most likely to be high while posting:at the moment, I am an odds-on favorite.

The poster most likely to incite a troll: the one who decided against going incognito when posting a contraversial or unpopular opinion.

The poster most likely to be obscure:Sparky. Hands down.

The poster most likely to not give a shit about any of this thread crap: the only one who's not reading this right now.

 

[cymbidia]

The poster most likely to have every single person at Lit posting that he should take his toys and go home is...

You'd think Yayati (aka BITE_my_ASS, Jesus_CHRIST, Marilyn_Manson, and KichigaiFufu) right off the top of your head, wouldn't you? Or that color-challenged chick; what was her name? Oh yeh, KinkyLOVE.

But no.

I think it was none other than he whom even Laurel posted against, albeit mildly, the one-and-only universally reviled WoodyViagra.