Have Any Of Your Relatives?

[MunchinMark]

To your knowledge, have any of your relatives seen some of the erotic material you get off the net, and kept it? It must do the same to them and most of us have been caught out with porn at some point in our lives (under the bed? No-one would ever look there!)

I know that my father liked one picture so much that he had it for wallpaper. It was a Gil Elvgren painting. Now I know he's a man of taste.

 

[lobito]

no, but one of my brothers used to steal my porn from where ever he could break into to get it.

 

[KillerMuffin]

All of my offline porn, which isn't very much, is kept locked in a small plastic tool box purchased just for that purpose. The padlock key is on my dogtags which I still wear since it's the only "medic alert" stuff I've got. I'm cheap.

However, I do know that my brother figured out who KillerMuffin is and he's fatally embarassed. What if his boss found out?!? I'm tickled. He keeps saying, "you're not going to write one of those brother~sister things are you???" I keep saying, maybe. He did have a nice ass when we were growing up. He didn't, but I like to make him vomit.

 

[Skibum]

My sons (who are all over 18) know that I have written some material that is posted on Literotica. I don't know if they have read much, if any, of it.

 

[ToddHwrd]

???

Not quite sure if any of them knows or not?? I think they would have said something if they did find out, I don't have hardly anything but I used to

 

[Svedish_Chef]

no, but one of my brothers used to steal my porn from where ever he could break into to get it.

And then you say, "Give me my porn back you bastards!"
Fuck it got that bad I started writing my name on the front cover so they wouldn't fuck off with em permanentally.

 

[cymbidia]

My mother knows i write "porn" and that it's BDSM in nature. She knows i've posted it someplace on the net and is very curious about *where*.

I don't think i want my mother to know about Lit, though, for all that she's an open-minded woman. I've got too much of my sexuality on display here, and in WAY more detail, than i think she could handle.

Other than her, no one in my family knows i write it or look at it or have anything much to do with it - and i know virtually nothing about what they do or don't do with regard to the subject. We don't ask many questions about each other's sexuality in my family. It's better that way.

 

[lobito]

I wish it was that easy Chef!

I found a few tapes, but not nearly as many as I knew were missing. He even stole the same tape twice. And anyone in the house would have known it was mine, because I always had my special logo on the tapes. I fixed him though, I sold it all to a buddy of mine, and moved out of the country, so he couldn't steal anymore from me.

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

The only relatives that I think could know would be my son-in-law, since he is the only one I think that cruises porn. Maybe my uncle. How do I know this? Well they always ask me to work on their computers to fix this or that, and they don't always do a good job of cleaning up after themselves.

But I really doubt if either of them knows I frequent Lit. and nobody has access to my computer. Only Lost Cause has a key to my place, and he has instructions to take a thermite grenade to my porn and this computer if anything happens to me.

When I was a teenager, I had quite a collection of Penthouses, and looking back on it I think my parents knew (yep, I usually kept them under the mattress ).

My ex-wife knew I had Penthouses when we were married (my daughter was very little then - just a toddler), but I think she thinks I don't have porn anymore. When my daughter got older and I would have her for the weekends, I would not have porn in the house.

So the answer is no. If I ever get a girlfriend I think the porn collection will probably go - unless she wants to keep it. I don't think I will ahve a need for it then - I hope!

 

[cymbidia]

If I ever get a girlfriend I think the porn collection will probably go - unless she wants to keep it. I don't think I will ahve a need for it then - I hope!

MS and i cruise porn together. We talk about what we're looking at and fantasize together about THAT kinda fun or being all tied up like THAT... and then we go play.

I like cruising porn with him.
It's exciting, arousing, fun for us both.
It's WAY better than porn movies, too, cuz you talk and point out what you like and don't like... it's interactive porn, sorta.