In case anyone feels like celebrating this weekend....
1) The Clitoris :
1 part Bacardi - 1 part Creme de Almond - 1 part Bailey's -1 part Whipped Cream - 1 Cherry - Layer in shot glass. Lick rim with your tongue, then sip thru teeth.
2)The Blow Job
1/2 shot Kahlua - Top with whipped cream. No hands, circle the rim of the glass with your lips, tilt your head back and swallow. Avoid clamping teeth on glass. Drink must be fully swallowed.
3) The Deep Throat (for women only)
Same as blow job, only in a salt shaker. The tongue must be used to break the whipped cream seal and the entire salt shaker must disappear beneath the lips. Warning...do not lean too far back, The salt shaker can lodge in the throat.
4) The Cum In A Hot Tub
1/2 shot Orange Juice - 1/2 shot Bailey's Irish Cream poured into Orange Juice for curdling effect. Warning...can leave residue on glass.
5) The Flaming Blue Fuck (From The Bahama's)
1 1/2 oz. Sambuca - 1/2 oz. Blue Curaco. Set on fire and drink through a straw while moving the straw in and out of the glass. Avoid paper straws. If you don't know why, then you are too young to drink.
6) The Orgasm
2 oz. Vodka - 2 oz. Amaretto - 2 oz. Kahlua - 2 oz. Light Cream - Shake with ice, strain into highball glass. Primal screams by bartender go well with this one. Note, this drink made without alcohol is called a FAKE ORGASM and may be given only to married women
7) The Sit On My Face
1 shot Kahlua - layer 1 shot Frangelica over Kahlua - Layer 1 shot Bailey's Irish Cream over Frangelica over Kahlua. Avoid temptation of lining glass with short and curlys.
8) The Wrigley's Doublemint Blowjob
1 shot Kahlua - 1/2 shot of peppermint schnapps 100 proof - Milk or Cream - Stir or whip
9) The Cowboy Cocksucker
1 part vodka - 1 part bailey's - 1 part Kahlua - Top with whipped cream. Drink from a shot glass without using any hands.
10) The Pierced Nipple
1 part Sambuca - 1 part Baileys - 1 part Goldschlager - layered in a cordial glass - float a coffee bean on top. Tastes awesome. Note four or more of these are recommended before attempting its namesake.
11) The Fuzzy Dick
1 part Kahlua - 1 part Grand Marnier - Coffee - mix in coffee cup mix (no not with your dick) - add whipped cream
12) The Hairy Virgin
2 parts Rum - 1 part Triple sec - 2 parts Orange/Pineapple juice - serve over ice with a cherry. NOTE: without the cherry this drink is called the HAIRY SLUT. If mixed with ice in a blender it is called the FRIGID HAIRY VIRGIN, or mixed in blender without a cherry, the HAIRY BITCH. Not the most common of drinks. Spit afterwards.
13) The Hot Irish Nut
1 part Bailey's Irish Cream - 1 part Frangelica - 1 part amaretto optional - stir with hot coffee in a mug
14) The Pap Smear (Pabst Smir)
1 Beer (Pabst preferred) - 1 shot Smirnoff 100 proof - Drop Smirnoff into beer and chug. Very few women will go for this one.
15) The Pop The Cherry
2 oz. Cherry brandy - Orange Juice - stir in highball glass, add cherry and orange slice. It is customary to scream out Yeeahhhhhhh Baaaabbbyyyyyyyyy right after.
16) The Barstool
Equal parts - Rum - Vodka - Bourbon. Open mouth, lean back, swallow till you can't swallow any more. If you don't break out in a sweat after this...repeat till you do.
17) The Tight Snatch
1 1/2 oz. light Rum - 1 oz. Peach Schnapps - Pineapple juice - chunk of Pineapple. Stir in elongated shot glass. Remove the pineapple chunk with your tongue without tilting the glass.
18) The Virgin
1 1/2 oz. Gin - 1/2 oz. white Creme de menthe - 1 oz. forbidden fruit - shake with ice, strain into highball glass. Layer with grenadine and watch it float to the bottom. You may have a tendency look for the perfect one forever.
1) The Clitoris :
1 part Bacardi - 1 part Creme de Almond - 1 part Bailey's -1 part Whipped Cream - 1 Cherry - Layer in shot glass. Lick rim with your tongue, then sip thru teeth.
2)The Blow Job
1/2 shot Kahlua - Top with whipped cream. No hands, circle the rim of the glass with your lips, tilt your head back and swallow. Avoid clamping teeth on glass. Drink must be fully swallowed.
3) The Deep Throat (for women only)
Same as blow job, only in a salt shaker. The tongue must be used to break the whipped cream seal and the entire salt shaker must disappear beneath the lips. Warning...do not lean too far back, The salt shaker can lodge in the throat.
4) The Cum In A Hot Tub
1/2 shot Orange Juice - 1/2 shot Bailey's Irish Cream poured into Orange Juice for curdling effect. Warning...can leave residue on glass.
5) The Flaming Blue Fuck (From The Bahama's)
1 1/2 oz. Sambuca - 1/2 oz. Blue Curaco. Set on fire and drink through a straw while moving the straw in and out of the glass. Avoid paper straws. If you don't know why, then you are too young to drink.
6) The Orgasm
2 oz. Vodka - 2 oz. Amaretto - 2 oz. Kahlua - 2 oz. Light Cream - Shake with ice, strain into highball glass. Primal screams by bartender go well with this one. Note, this drink made without alcohol is called a FAKE ORGASM and may be given only to married women
7) The Sit On My Face
1 shot Kahlua - layer 1 shot Frangelica over Kahlua - Layer 1 shot Bailey's Irish Cream over Frangelica over Kahlua. Avoid temptation of lining glass with short and curlys.
8) The Wrigley's Doublemint Blowjob
1 shot Kahlua - 1/2 shot of peppermint schnapps 100 proof - Milk or Cream - Stir or whip
9) The Cowboy Cocksucker
1 part vodka - 1 part bailey's - 1 part Kahlua - Top with whipped cream. Drink from a shot glass without using any hands.
10) The Pierced Nipple
1 part Sambuca - 1 part Baileys - 1 part Goldschlager - layered in a cordial glass - float a coffee bean on top. Tastes awesome. Note four or more of these are recommended before attempting its namesake.
11) The Fuzzy Dick
1 part Kahlua - 1 part Grand Marnier - Coffee - mix in coffee cup mix (no not with your dick) - add whipped cream
12) The Hairy Virgin
2 parts Rum - 1 part Triple sec - 2 parts Orange/Pineapple juice - serve over ice with a cherry. NOTE: without the cherry this drink is called the HAIRY SLUT. If mixed with ice in a blender it is called the FRIGID HAIRY VIRGIN, or mixed in blender without a cherry, the HAIRY BITCH. Not the most common of drinks. Spit afterwards.
13) The Hot Irish Nut
1 part Bailey's Irish Cream - 1 part Frangelica - 1 part amaretto optional - stir with hot coffee in a mug
14) The Pap Smear (Pabst Smir)
1 Beer (Pabst preferred) - 1 shot Smirnoff 100 proof - Drop Smirnoff into beer and chug. Very few women will go for this one.
15) The Pop The Cherry
2 oz. Cherry brandy - Orange Juice - stir in highball glass, add cherry and orange slice. It is customary to scream out Yeeahhhhhhh Baaaabbbyyyyyyyyy right after.
16) The Barstool
Equal parts - Rum - Vodka - Bourbon. Open mouth, lean back, swallow till you can't swallow any more. If you don't break out in a sweat after this...repeat till you do.
17) The Tight Snatch
1 1/2 oz. light Rum - 1 oz. Peach Schnapps - Pineapple juice - chunk of Pineapple. Stir in elongated shot glass. Remove the pineapple chunk with your tongue without tilting the glass.
18) The Virgin
1 1/2 oz. Gin - 1/2 oz. white Creme de menthe - 1 oz. forbidden fruit - shake with ice, strain into highball glass. Layer with grenadine and watch it float to the bottom. You may have a tendency look for the perfect one forever.