Has anyone ever done a Halloween story...

[sincerely_helene]

... about Casper the very friendly ghost impregnating a young religious virgin, and because she didn't feel a thing she is convinced it is immaculate conception but no one will believe her so then she gets sent to an asylum and nine months later while everyone is sleeping the baby ghost just kinda sneaks out of her and floats away?

 

[Guest]

Sounds like you need to get working on it.

And I look forward to reading it.

 

[sincerely_helene]

Sounds like you need to get working on it.

And I look forward to reading it.

Get working on it? That was my final draft!

 

[fifty5]

Get working on it? That was my final draft!

Sorry - the minimum is 750 words....

Eff

 

[impressive]

... about Casper the very friendly ghost impregnating a young religious virgin, and because she didn't feel a thing she is convinced it is immaculate conception but no one will believe her so then she gets sent to an asylum and nine months later while everyone is sleeping the baby ghost just kinda sneaks out of her and floats away?

Hmmmm ... why not have the baby ghost take the form of a messiah and turn the world on its ear, setting off 2000+ years of religious wars, intolerance, and hatred all in the name of love?

Oops, been done.

Gee, wonder what our world would look like if the baby ghost had just kinda snuck out of her and floated away instead?

Sorry!

 

[scheherazade_79]

... about Casper the very friendly ghost impregnating a young religious virgin, and because she didn't feel a thing she is convinced it is immaculate conception but no one will believe her so then she gets sent to an asylum and nine months later while everyone is sleeping the baby ghost just kinda sneaks out of her and floats away?

There was a girl in my school who actually went round telling the same story - except in her version it was the woodwork teacher, not Casper. She got taken away to see the educational psychologist and when she came back the baby just seemed to have snuck out of her and floated away.

 

[LustyLovers]

LOL...

 

[ABSTRUSE]

... about Casper the very friendly ghost impregnating a young religious virgin, and because she didn't feel a thing she is convinced it is immaculate conception but no one will believe her so then she gets sent to an asylum and nine months later while everyone is sleeping the baby ghost just kinda sneaks out of her and floats away?

That was my second childbirth experience...but then again I was knocked out and they took the baby out, but she didn't float away, she stayed in demon form.

 

[Guest]

Helene! What's up with you?! Caspar is definitely underage; I doubt there's anyone who'd put him at puberty even. I read the comics when I was young, and I've seen one of the movies - the poor thing doesn't even have organs (inner or outer). Shame on you.

Perdita

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Helene! What's up with you?! Caspar is definitely underage; I doubt there's anyone who'd put him at puberty even. I read the comics when I was young, and I've seen one of the movies - the poor thing doesn't even have organs (inner or outer). Shame on you.

Perdita

Gasp!!! You're right P, he was prepubesent wasn't he.....running off to Laurel with my hand raised..........I'm telling, I'm telling!

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

... Caspar is definitely underage ... the poor thing doesn't even have organs ... Shame on you.

Perdita,

FYI.

Casper first appeared in comic book and spectral form in the September 1949 premiere issue.

That means that Casper is AT LEAST 54 years old.

He may be prepubescent, with spectral prepubescent . . . er . . . pubes.

But, he has been prepubescent for more than half a century.

Oh, my Gawd!!! The poor SOD!!!!!

 

[cantdog]

[,

 

[sincerely_helene]

In my Defense!

Perdita,

FYI.

Casper first appeared in comic book and spectral form in the September 1949 premiere issue.

That means that Casper is AT LEAST 54 years old.

He may be prepubescent, with spectral prepubescent . . . er . . . pubes.

But, he has been prepubescent for more than half a century.

Oh, my Gawd!!! The poor SOD!!!!!

What Burley said!

(You would still make a crappy lawyer, though.)

 

[sincerely_helene]

- the poor thing doesn't even have organs (inner or outer). Shame on you.

Perdita

Are you suggesting I discriminate? Shame on YOU.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Just imagine if he could have reached 17 before snuffing it.

Then he might have been "Casper, the Over-Friendly Ghost!




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