Has anyone ever CUM soooo hard..........

[#1tankcomander]

That you got a cramp in the leg?

That you got heartburn?

That you just shit every where?

That you pissed yourself?

That someone passed out?


Just want to know. Oh yeah, have fun with this one......


Makes me rock hard just thinking about it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[lobito]

never.
But I've gotten a cramp in my leg from whacking in my office chair.

 

[nakedangelina]

never.
But I've gotten a cramp in my leg from whacking in my office chair.

LMAO

 

[#1tankcomander]

lobito

Hope you didn't fall out the chair.

That might hurt!!!!!!!!!

 

[lobito]

LMAO

thanks, I'm here all week.

 

[Bushido71XS]

This one time at band camp.....

 

[Bindii]

That you got a cramp in the leg?

That someone passed out?


Just want to know. Oh yeah, have fun with this one......

I hate it when that happens.

 

[#1tankcomander]

LMAO

Never had that happen before......................

Guess there's a first time for everything!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Wiggles]

I've got cramps in my thighs from frequent dildo action.

Hopefully it'll fade soon. It's awfully hard to masturbate when your achey.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Its when you cramp in both legs, forget how to talk, and cant walk for ten minutes that it becomes a problem.

 

[nakedangelina]

What about when you have to curl up in the fetal position, shivering, toes still curled up and the only sound you can make is that "awweeee eeeehhhhhaaaaa" thing????
(and he is asking you "you okay??!!!")

THOSE are the best!!!
(tell me I'm not alone, here?! )

 

[The Dipsomaniac]

thats a sign of good sex isnt it?
Dam.

 

[AusTess]

I remember my legs cramping up halfway through a 24 hour labour.



The cramps hurt more than the birth did.

And i couldn't walk for a week.


An indication that i've had great sex?


I cry.*L*

 

[nakedangelina]

thats a sign of good sex isnt it?
Dam.

OH YEAH.

And if I was screaming cuss words at you directly prior to the big event (such as "I am your BITCH baby!") then THAT is the ulitimate...

mmmmm

oh, sorry, I am getting way too carried away

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Its when you cramp in both legs, forget how to talk, and cant walk for ten minutes that it becomes a problem.

I recall sex in the shower one time. We were wedged againt the walls. Once we were done, I tried to step out of the shower, and fell over. Tried to stand up but legs felt lke jelly. Sometimes having kids is a real pain.

But I've never cum so hard I shit.

 

[Cirrus]

I came so hard my ears rang once. Guess that pales in comparison. I told you I was orgasmicly challenged.

 

[sugardaddy]

And if I was screaming cuss words at you directly prior to the big event (such as "I am your BITCH baby!") then THAT is the ulitimate...

mmmmm

oh, sorry, I am getting way too carried away

I love it when you get carried away. Any chance you need someone to make you scream those words....

Sugardaddy

Oh yeah, i have cum hard enough to make my vision swim and my partner came hard enough to black out. I loved waking her up with a kiss....

 

[nakedangelina]

I love it when you get carried away. Any chance you need someone to make you scream those words....


not tonight, sugardaddy, he will be here any minute, and I must go get dressed for him now...

thanks for the offer, tho.

catcha next time

 

[Problem Child]

I shot an M&M out of my penis once.

 

[Laurel]

I shot an M&M out of my penis once.

Peanut or plain?

(the M&M, not the penis)

 

[Devilish1]

I got off so hard once that i hyperventalate...(SP?)
I had to lay there for 10 mins to catch my breath and when i was finally able to raise up every muscle in my body was shaking..... or was that the ground?

 

[Problem Child]

Peanut or plain?

(the M&M, not the penis)

Plain. Yellow.

 

[teddybear4play]

Let's see . . .

I've gotten dizzy, but never blacked out.

I've gotten a weird abdominal cramp.

I've had my knees turn to jelly.

The first time I ever had sex, I came so hard it ruptured the condom. No lie.

TB4p

 

[desert spike]

A person can NEVER cum too hard ...... the holy shit! brain dead, exhaution ones are the best

 

[Viper Vic]

I came so hard I fixed a badly sprained ankle. It just poped and I could walk again.

Healya' and walk!