Has a Typo ever made you laugh?

[Whanmore]

I was editing a story and i was at a part that was pretty sexual but a typo totally killed the vibe. One of my characters was having a bit of trouble getting it up, and I wrote (as a typo) "He reached over and began striking her pussy." Obviously I meant 'stroking' but as I was reading I just got the image of this guy whacking my poor girl's pussy a few times before I realized what the hell I wrote. I almost wished it had made it to publication. Like ..."is that how you get hard?"

Anyway has this ever happened to you a story you read or on your own?

 

[Voboy]

Frequently. Here's an example:

https://forum.literotica.com/thread...r-own-characters.1589027/page-5#post-97103646

I first read it and giggled at the concept of flapper hate, assuming it was some sort of fetish I'd never heard about. Then I realized she means hats. But now, it's somewhat likely I'll write about a fictional grunge band one day and call it Flapper Hate.

Yours could be worse. He could have been storking her pussy, which I guess would be some sort of breeding-fetish thing.

 

[Emilymcplugger]

I was editing a story and i was at a part that was pretty sexual but a typo totally killed the vibe. One of my characters was having a bit of trouble getting it up, and I wrote (as a typo) "He reached over and began striking her pussy." Obviously I meant 'stroking' but as I was reading I just got the image of this guy whacking my poor girl's pussy a few times before I realized what the hell I wrote. I almost wished it had made it to publication. Like ..."is that how you get hard?"

Anyway has this ever happened to you a story you read or on your own?

Here are my three Good Afternoon failures.

Goof afternoon.
Good afternoob
Good afterboob

All three made me laugh.

 

[Unblemished]

I remember scrolling through tumblr and seeing one of those weird porn-pic-with-a-text-caption things which had a pretty funny one. Now, I don’t know what it is about attaching text to a porn picture that brings out the freaky side in people, but you never see anyone post ‘normal’ sexual situations on these things. It’s it’s always an extremely intense and specific fetish of some sort.

Now, this one was pretty tame. Instead of, say, aliens sorting men into social castes depending on whether they piss in the cubicle or not, or “sissified business sluts” being flayed alive and their skins hung upon the walls of office buildings whilst the CEO reads their entrails to decide his next business decision or whatever, this one was about the rather tame subject of impregnation.

Anyway, as those weird caption pics tend to be, it was rather melodramatic. Except it messed up on how to say ‘breed’. I don’t know if the author had a simple typo, was bad at spelling, or just had a damn hilarious spellchecker, but every note on the post was laughter about the following line (paraphrased):

“…And they felt the primal, unstoppable urge…to BREAD!”

 

[djrip]

"He reached over and began striking her pussy."

Hey don't knock it till you try it...

 

[KeithD]

Yes, the usual six/sex, waste/waist type of typos make me laugh.

 

[Emilymcplugger]

Yeah yeah yeah, cause everyone here is so perfect and never makes mistakes. Well, you know what I say to that?

Get a ducking life.

 

[gsnowpainter]

I was editing a story and i was at a part that was pretty sexual but a typo totally killed the vibe. One of my characters was having a bit of trouble getting it up, and I wrote (as a typo) "He reached over and began striking her pussy." Obviously I meant 'stroking' but as I was reading I just got the image of this guy whacking my poor girl's pussy a few times before I realized what the hell I wrote. I almost wished it had made it to publication. Like ..."is that how you get hard?"

Anyway has this ever happened to you a story you read or on your own?

I laugh at my own typos all the time. As a two finger typist, I find that my left finger is faster than my right> It is a good thing that I paint much better.

 

[joy_of_cooking]

Now, this one was pretty tame. Instead of, say, aliens sorting men into social castes depending on whether they piss in the cubicle or not, or “sissified business sluts” being flayed alive and their skins hung upon the walls of office buildings whilst the CEO reads their entrails to decide his next business decision or whatever,

Where are you getting your captioned images?

 

[Unblemished]

Where are you getting your captioned images?

I just ran into them by chance on that great digital sea we call the internet. Oh, and many years ago, a forum I once frequented had a tongue-in-cheek thread showing some of the more…unusual examples. I don’t remember which one, though, and the way forums are going these days I doubt it’s still running

Disclaimer: I’m not into piss-based racial caste profiling, or business-themed transformation turned haruspicy for that matter, either. I’m really rather vanilla.

Then again, a quick shot to the arm of that stuff might be a breath of fresh air next to the umpteenth Mother/Son incest discussion, once-per-author “How do I slip around the under-18 rule” threads, or yet another “Seeking FEMALE co author pleez” ad

 

[gunhilltrain]

Do store signs count? Those are harder to fix than digital files. Probably it's an English-as-a-second-language problem, but there is a deli near me that sells "Phyllis Cheese Steaks."

 

[Bramblethorn]

I was editing a story and i was at a part that was pretty sexual but a typo totally killed the vibe. One of my characters was having a bit of trouble getting it up, and I wrote (as a typo) "He reached over and began striking her pussy."

...I mean, some people are into that.

Anyway has this ever happened to you a story you read or on your own?

I've seen a couple of stories on the theme "Ravished by Buglers", where the authors (more than one!) presumably intended "burglars".

 

[oneagainst]

Caught one of my own: 'he tased her pussy' - not teased.

Again, I hear it's a thing out there somewhere @djrip

 

[Smuttyandfun]

Yeah, though usually I laugh and want to kick myself when I spot them.

 

[Voboy]

Caught one of my own: 'he tased her pussy' - not teased.

Again, I hear it's a thing out there somewhere @djrip

My Nude Day piece has a short scene involving something like that. It's presented as being very extreme.

 

[djrip]

Caught one of my own: 'he tased her pussy' - not teased.

Again, I hear it's a thing out there somewhere @djrip

Ouch!

 

[gunhilltrain]

Caught one of my own: 'he tased her pussy' - not teased.

Again, I hear it's a thing out there somewhere @djrip

At least it wasn't "tasered." That would be pretty hard-core. "Let's play the psycho cop/female suspect game."

 

[Whanmore]

Caught one of my own: 'he tased her pussy' - not teased.

Again, I hear it's a thing out there somewhere @djrip

Wow ..my head would go "Damn!...he reached under the pillow and pulled out a working taser! This guy WilD!"

 

[Ssbbw4u1974]

Yes, it was a typo on a TikTok video., Under the description of the vid, the man wrote, "needing a Fleshlight for the job", when he clearly, really meant you write flashlight.. LoL

 

[Candy_Kane54]

Not always a typo but with my astigmatism, I sometimes have trouble distinguishing m from rn, depending on the font type being used. E.g., fem and fern can look the same to me. Imagine the confusion when I can't distinguish between pom-pom and porn-porn ...

 

[Astrotrain]

God damn it, I'm looking at the newest chapter of my story that just went up right now and I just discovered I've accidentally referred to a girls pubic mound as her "public mound". And as I was typing this comment I found out it was probably because of the bloody autocorrect. It's annoying, but it made me laugh. This girl is a bit unhinged, but she's not exactly an exhibitionist. (Well, except maybe in front of her stepbrother and stepsisters) Do they let you submit edits just for minor little typos like this?

 

[ElectricBlue]

God damn it, I'm looking at the newest chapter of my story that just went up right now and I just discovered I've accidentally referred to a girls pubic mound as her "public mound". And as I was typing this comment I found out it was probably because of the bloody autocorrect. It's annoying, but it made me laugh. This girl is a bit unhinged, but she's not exactly an exhibitionist. (Well, except maybe in front of her stepbrother and stepsisters) Do they let you submit edits just for minor little typos like this?

Not worth the bother really, since it will take two weeks or so to process, by which time you'll have copped any smart-arse comments you might get.

You could add your own pre-emptive comment saying, "Don't bother telling me about the pubic/public typo, I already know it's there."

 

[MrPixel]

Yeah, it's a necro-thread, but this one caught my eye this time around:

I've seen a couple of stories on the theme "Ravished by Buglers", where the authors (more than one!) presumably intended "burglars".

Seems okay to me. Probably British author. FC was a trumpet.

 

[samhasstories]

Sometimes when I'm logging in I type 'samhadstories.' It feels ominous.

 

[Devinter]

Anyway, as those weird caption pics tend to be, it was rather melodramatic. Except it messed up on how to say ‘breed’. I don’t know if the author had a simple typo, was bad at spelling, or just had a damn hilarious spellchecker, but every note on the post was laughter about the following line (paraphrased):

“…And they felt the primal, unstoppable urge…to BREAD!”