Happy Valentine's Day

[NoJo]

to all the Women here I've masturbated over, which is most of you. I love you all, in the most disgusting sense of the word

 

[damppanties]

Joe!

 

[TxRad]

Joe sure has a way with words, don't he.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

I'm accepting his Valentine's Day wishes.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Joe! I Kees your face! Mind the stubble...

 

[NoJo]

Hi guys thought I'd drop by in case the world ends tonight. Keep meaning to write a story, so many ideas, no mind-space right now...

really nice to see you all here though, as you can imagine I do lurk...

Stella you make make want to change my sex over and over again, until my crotch is just a massive callous of botched surgery... that's how much I love you

Damp Panties I can still smell your intoxicating perfume on me from 2003, which is my excuse for never having washed my penis since then...

TxRad I love you too, you're about 15th in my masturbation fantasies right now which means you're up to three times a week

Yours YoursSINSerely your name reminds me of the long-lost sincerely_helene who drove me mad with desire until I drove 3,000 miles to fucknowswhere, Canada to meet her, then... meh

 

[jomar]

Howdy. You still living on a boat?

 

[damppanties]

Good luck getting him to answer that, jo. He will be back 7 months - 2 years from now and start a completely useless thread and disappear.

 

[jomar]

Good luck getting him to answer that, jo. He will be back 7 months - 2 years from now and start a completely useless thread and disappear.

Nah, he'll answer in time. In the meantime I will continue to silently stalk you.

 

[glynndah]

to all the Women here I've masturbated over, which is most of you. I love you all, in the most disgusting sense of the word

And now I'm curious as to whether or not I'm included in all this disgusting love.

A from the wondering good little witch.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Happy day after Valentine's Day!

( Just to give this guy Joe some more variety )