Happy Thanksgiving, pornsters.

[BlackShanglan]

"I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land." ~Jon Stewart

"We have a flag. Have you got a flag?"



Ah, how I love Eddie Izzard.

Happy Thanksgiving to all. I'm thankful for all of you.

Shanglan

 

[shereads]

Paula Abdul ben Amicus.

Just a thought.

Month 11, Day 24, 3:10 a.m.

Dear Diary:

This morning, Rumple Foreskin made me laugh so loud, it woke up my deaf dog. Only two more miracles to go before he qualifies for sainthood.

Issues to clarify before contacting the Pope: Is Rumple Catholic? Is "Saint Foreskin" already taken?

 

[moonlight elf]

Happy Thanksgiving Litzens!

~Moonie

 

[impressive]

http://www.abc.net.au/arts/hyperstrumpet/basting/img/baster.jpg

Happy Thanksgiving, all. Don't forget to wash your utensils!

 

[lil_elvis]

A very Happy Thanksgiving to all of litland.

Get stuffed.

 

[Guest]

Month 11, Day 24, 3:10 a.m.

Dear Diary:

This morning, Rumple Foreskin made me laugh so loud, it woke up my deaf dog. Only two more miracles to go before he qualifies for sainthood.

Issues to clarify before contacting the Pope: Is Rumple Catholic? Is "Saint Foreskin" already taken?

would it creep you out if your diary answered you?

Dear Sher:
I know this might sound a bit off but look you well in the coming days for signs of mass happiness. Everything that Nostradamus predicted will be coming true in reverse and Rumpy is the new messiah.
The Catholic church will embrace him even if he is not Catholic and he shall be canonized before ruling the world. Ofcourse there will be little set backs along the way but this should be expected with the mass orgies he will command.

 

[arienette]

At this time of year I celebrate Thanksgiving too -- I thank God that I'm not American.

And I get mad and wish I wasn't.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

A quick fly-by to say:

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
~ ~
​

 

[lucky-E-leven]

A quick fly-by to say:

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
~ ~
​

If you're serving up the dish in your AV, set two extra places. We'll be right over.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

If you're serving up the dish in your AV, set two extra places. We'll be right over.

The banquet is all prepared.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

The banquet is all prepared.

What can we bring?

 

[Guest]

The banquet is all prepared.

that was about the best way of saying "eat me"
that i have ever seen.

 

[arienette]

The banquet is all prepared.

Make that 3.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

What can we bring?

Handcuffs

 

[cheerful_deviant]

that was about the best way of saying "eat me"
that i have ever seen.

Well, I am a *cough* writer.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Handcuffs

I was thinking wine, but that'd require going out and hunting for one, so this is good.
I already have handcuffs around.
How do you feel about floggers?

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Make that 3.

Of course you're invited....


... you're desert.

 

[arienette]

Of course you're invited....


... you're desert.

The best part of all.

 

[Guest]

Well, I am a *cough* writer.

you are a writer.
its just the adjective you put before it that quantifies/qualifies.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

I was thinking wine, but that'd require going out and hunting for one, so this is good.
I already have handcuffs around.
How do you feel about floggers?

For me or Ms. Turkey? (or both? )

 

[cheerful_deviant]

The best part of all.

I always save the best for last.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

For me or Ms. Turkey? (or both? )

The more the merrier.
I don't discriminate on who plays. Only on whom I play with most.

 

[arienette]

I always save the best for last.

Aww. I like you!

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Aww. I like you!

OK, I'm off peoples. Have a great holiday.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

http://fuzzypuppy.com/images/Turkizalla.JPG

He's in TEXAS!!!!