Happy Birthday Leopald!

I was really sure I killed this guy with cookies last night...
but, if not, then happy birthday!
 
I got better...

And, rest assured you naughty little minx... Your gonna be glowing red by the time I get done with you. Thanks...
 
I got better...

And, rest assured you naughty little minx... Your gonna be glowing red by the time I get done with you. Thanks...

*Grins hugely*

Promise?!

*Squeals and jumps up and down*

You're welcome Sir :kiss:

sneaks in and wraps Minx in her lasoo and then sticks a tag on her forhead that says



*Giggles and peels it off, sticking it on my bum*

Target practice Sir?
 
Thank you, thank you...

I like the cake, but I also like chocolate-covered sluts. Call me crazy...
 
Mmmm boobie cake:D

*coughs that's what he said coughs*

:D

I know (and I mean I really KNOW :eek: ) how much Leo loves to bite into female body parts ;) and breast...torture

*Shivers*

Can't wait til tomorrow night!

*Squeaks!*
 
Leo Happy Birthday.

I posted a card in the birthday thread this morning :)
 
Ron Jeremy was a true enigma that puzzled masses of people, including me.

How the hell did such an ugly SOB become so damn successful in the porn industry?

Truly a mystery.



On a lighter note, the bastard-coated bastard with bastard filling is 27, and still feels like 19. You are only as old as you feel, right?
 
Ron Jeremy was a true enigma that puzzled masses of people, including me.

How the hell did such an ugly SOB become so damn successful in the porn industry?

Truly a mystery.



On a lighter note, the bastard-coated bastard with bastard filling is 27, and still feels like 19. You are only as old as you feel, right?

Oh if only you'd met me last year...then you could be feeling a 19 year old ;)
 
Leo Happy Birthday.

I posted a card in the birthday thread this morning :)

Thank you, Yeishia.

And Minx, I think I'll be just fine feeling a 20 yr-old. As it is, I feel like I'm robbing the proverbial cradle.
 
Thank you, Yeishia.

And Minx, I think I'll be just fine feeling a 20 yr-old. As it is, I feel like I'm robbing the proverbial cradle.

Yeah...if the cradle had a dirty slut in it ;)



On another note, my father is 9 years older than my mother, don't feel bad! People thought she was his daughter - he went prematurely grey....the day I was born :devil:
 
Thanks to Zy, Princess, and Rayne.

*looks around, runs forward, pulls their tops down, and motorboats each, leaving slobber in his wake*

:D
 
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