Happy Birthday Fast Leg Theory.

[Sean]

Destroying convicts for eighty years.

 

[CHNOPS]

Cricket is to sports what British helicopters are to staying in the sky.

 

[Sean]

Cricket is to sports what British helicopters are to staying in the sky.

Pfft, let's see you stand up to a hundred mile an hour ball aimed deliberately at your head and body for hours on end.

 

[SalviaDivinorum]

The only reasonable excuse for watching a cricket match is to legitimise drinking G'n'T at 10am.

 

[CHNOPS]

Pfft, let's see you stand up to a hundred mile an hour ball aimed deliberately at your head and body for hours on end.

You mean, marriage?

 

[CHNOPS]

You mean, marriage?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Oh, Sonny.