Happy Birthday Coloncancer!

[Problem Child]

Now...why did you kill my grandfather, you cocksucking bastard piece of shit?

it's coloncancer's b-day!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

LOL

 

[pondman]

 

[Starblayde]

shall we try to guess his password, just so he can have racked up a post?

 

[just pet]

I noticed that delightful name... and he's probably damned glad to have nabbed it before anyone else...

Think he's been touched by an anus?

 

[Problem Child]

I just want to find his hospital room and unplug his respirator, the dirty asslicking swine of a pigdog IRS employee fucktard bitch.

whore!

 

[Ishmael]

Now...why did you kill my grandfather, you cocksucking bastard piece of shit?

it's coloncancer's b-day!

I don't know whether this is one of your pranks or not PC. I'm going to assume it isn't. Coloncancer killed my little brother some time ago. Appears the bastard has many birthdays. Add Jan. 1st to the list. Fuck him.

Ishmael

 

[just pet]

I just want to find his hospital room and unplug his respirator, the dirty asslicking swine of a pigdog IRS employee fucktard bitch.

whore!

Now wait a minute...

Did you ever consider that he HAS colon cancer and that he died before he could post?

Or that he is actually a survivor and an English major at Stanford and wanted to call himself semicoloncancer... but the name was already taken?

 

[Problem Child]

No, it's not a prank, at least not by me.

Yes, I considered that he might have colon cancer himself. If that's the case I hope he recovers, but still piss on him for picking a stupid name.

 

[Ishmael]

No, it's not a prank, at least not by me.

Yes, I considered that he might have colon cancer himself. If that's the case I hope he recovers, but still piss on him for picking a stupid name.

coloncancer, daterape????? What else? Maybe we should introduce them.

Ishmael

 

[Spinaroonie]

That wasn't his original name. It used to be Justfinecolon, but then he got a Vaccine, and we all know there's cancer cells in the vaccines.