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Quoll

Quoll

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It's actually on Sunday, but I love this! :cool:

This made me smile. See? :D

Thank you thank you.
 
Well how else am I supposed to get in first, besides due to effects of the space time continuum Sunday is tomorrow here, and popping this in now seemed apropos.
 
A nice young man came across an older woman sitting on the pavement crying her eyes out.

"What's the matter?" he asked.

"It's my birthday!" she hollered. "And I had lots of special toys, a new leather suit and then there'll be a party with a birthday cake,


cookies, whipped cream and a great party afterwards. . .", she had to stop talking because she was crying so hard.

"But that's great," said the young man. "Why are you crying?"

"Because I'm lost!"

"Come with me and we can play with my toys!"​




Happy Birthday, BG!​
 
If that certain younger man offered to let me play with his toys, I'd likely hyper ventilate and faint, Cathleen, thereby giving you yet another opportunity to laugh at my foibles. Best I stick with coveting from afar. :D

Thank you all for your birthday wishes. Since I had my first go around with my health issues, I don't take a single year for granted. They've been a blessing.

:rose:
 
Damn, BG. Honest... I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD.

Sorry I missed your birthday. :rose:
 
bobsgirl said:
If that certain younger man offered to let me play with his toys, I'd likely hyper ventilate and faint, Cathleen, thereby giving you yet another opportunity to laugh at my foibles. Best I stick with coveting from afar. :D

Thank you all for your birthday wishes. Since I had my first go around with my health issues, I don't take a single year for granted. They've been a blessing.

:rose:
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Well if he does let you play, it's only fair that you reciprocate, of course once started there may be no way to hold him back.

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Quoll said:
Well if he does let you play, it's only fair that you reciprocate, of course once started there may be no way to hold him back.

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All I can say is this post precipitated a late night phone call! I love it, Qman you are a wonder.


And for the record I wouldn't laugh, BG, I'd be cheering from behind the curtin. ;P
 
LOL

The tits aren't mine -- I have no idea who that guy even is... ;)

But I'm still blushing. :eek:

And laughing my ass off...

Genius, Q-ey, sheer genius. :kiss:
 
Well damn! Leave town for a month and a half and see what I miss? Hope it was a hell of a birthday, BG! :rose:
 
Very belated birthday wishes BG. I hope it was a good one!
 
belated happy b-day, bg--i'm sorry i missed this!

[is sad]

[trout-smacks bg anyway, just for the halibut]
 
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