Happy Beaver Day!

[nice90sguy]

Today is International Beaver Day!

Let's celebrate the Beaver here (pics welcome)

 

[ADirtyPerv]

Well, dam. What a cool day.

 

[Bamagan]

I thought I might lodge a complaint, but then I decided, "Gnaw, it's cool."

 

[Kasumi_Lee]

I thought this was going to end up as a pun about female genitalia.

 

[StillStunned]

Someone should post the Beaver Song from How I Met Your Mother

 

[anthrodisiac]

Shoot, I would've cooked up a beaver anthro story had I known this was coming up!

Too bad I can't make any puns about a furry aquatic animal known for chewing on wood, and whose name is synonymous with certain genitalia. It's just not conducive to jokes.

 

[TheLobster]

Someone should post the Beaver Song from How I Met Your Mother

Or that beaver scene from Naked Gun.

 

[StillStunned]

 

[TheRedChamber]

By a strange coincidence today is also the Virgin Isle's annual Clam Bake Festival, the Berkshire England town of Maidenhead's weekly Fish Taco Tuesday, and the founding celebrations of the towns Tightsqueeze, VA and Spread Eagle, WI.

In sadder news, today also marks the fortieth anniversary of the death of Mrs Slocombe's Pussy.

 

[Writer61]

By a strange coincidence today is also the Virgin Isle's annual Clam Bake Festival, the Berkshire England town of Maidenhead's weekly Fish Taco Tuesday, and the founding of the towns Tightsqueeze, VA and Spread Eagle, WI.

In sadder news, today also marks the fortieth anniversary of the death of Mrs Slocombe's Pussy.

I think you missed the annual Diving Competition held in the town of Muff, County Donegal, Ireland.

https://www.muffdivingclub.ie/about-muff/

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

Could a chastity belt be called a Beaver Dam?

 

[JGittes]

Or that beaver scene from Naked Gun.

Well stuffed too.

 

[SimonDoom]

I never watched that show, so I had never heard this song before.

My life is just a little bit better now.

 

[SimonDoom]

I thought this was going to end up as a pun about female genitalia.

Oh, cum on, now. What are you trying to do? Snatch away our fun?

 

[metrifonate]

Every day is beaver day!

 

[SimonDoom]

Everybody knows a beaver's favorite food is wood.

 

[SyleusSnow]

Shoot, I would've cooked up a beaver anthro story had I known this was coming up!

Too bad I can't make any puns about a furry aquatic animal known for chewing on wood, and whose name is synonymous with certain genitalia. It's just not conducive to jokes.

Careful. It's easy for a tale like that to fall flat.

 

[TarnishedPenny]

 

[Kasumi_Lee]

Everybody knows a beaver's favorite food is wood.

Especially the long and thick kind that squirts milky white resin if you rub it long and hard enough.