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Hanns is.............
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Is My Merry Lover.
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I want to point out (from page 1) that I never say "put on ignore," I just say ignore...
To put them on ignore gives a measure of credibility and satisfaction.
To put them on ignore gives a measure of credibility and satisfaction.
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In other words, stupid
A beer short of a six pack
A brick short of a load
A couple of eggs shy of a dozen
A couple of gallons short of a full tank
A few ants short of a picnic
A few beers short of a six-pack
A few bob short of a pound
A few bricks short of a pile
A few bricks short of a wall
A few cards short of a deck.
A few clowns short of a circus.
A few feathers short of a whole duck.
A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
A few of sheep short of an orgy.
A few peas short of a casserole.
A few tomatoes short of a good thick sauce.
A few trucks short of a convoy.
A fortune cookie short of a Chinese dinner.
A pepperoni short of a pizza.
A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on
A Pubic hair short of a urinal.
A sandwich short of a picnic.
A train short of a full service?
About as bright as a burnt out 20 watt light bulb.
About as useful as a chocolate fireguard.
Ah say, that boy reminds me of Paul Revere's ride; a little light in the belfry.
All his brain's marked "farm-fresh".
An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
An intellect rivalled only by garden tools.
As brilliant as dark.
As fast as molasis going uphill in January
As keen as a vegetable.
As aware as a bear in winter.
As much use as a hedgehog in a condom factory.
As much use as a one legged man at an ass kicking contest.
As much use as a priests knob at an orgy.
As much use as an ashtray on a motorcycle
As much use as Stevie Wonder at a beauty contest.
As quick as a tortoise on Prozac.
As quick as a tree.
As fast as a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
As smart as bait.
As useful as a screen door on a submarine.
As useful as a wooden frying pan.
As useful as tits on a bull.
Body by God, Mind by Mattel.
Bright as Alaska in December.
Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
Doesn’t have both oars in the water.
Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box.
Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
Doesn't have all the dots on his dice.
Donated his body to science before he was done using it
Driving without keys.
Dumb as a corn cob.
Dumb as a stump.
Dumber than a bag of hammers.
Dumber than a bag of rocks
Elevator don't quiet make the top floor
Fell out of the family tree
Forgot to pay his brain bill
Goes surfing in Nebraska
Golf bag doesn’t have a full set of irons
Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together
Got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn’t watching
Gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than a normal ignoramus
Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt
Has delusions of adequacy.
Has two brains, one's lost and the other is out looking for it
Having an intelligence rivalled only by garden tools.
He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down
He had a little too much chlorine in his gene pool.
He is so dumb, he would look for a wishbone in a soft-boiled egg.
He is so dumb, the only thing he ever read was an eye-chart.
He played too much without a helmet.
He rode the short bus to school.
He'd forget to drown.
He's been there, done that, and wears the T-Shirt backwards.
He’s got a mind like a steel trap, rusted shut
He's got a leak in his think-tank.
He's got a mind like a steel sieve.
He's got his feet firmly planted 3 feet above the ground
He's got rooms to let in his attic.
He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
He's so dense light bends around him.
He's so dumb he couldn't pour the water out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel.
His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
His car has left the highway.
His cheese has slipped off his cracker.
His porch light ain't on.
His train's missing an engineer.
I say, that boy is about as sharp as a sack of wet mice
If brains were chocolate - he wouldn't have enough to fill an M&M
If brains were dynamite - he wouldn't have enough to blow his nose
If brains were dynamite, he wouldn’t have enough to blow his hat off
If brains were gasoline, he couldn't ride a moped around a fruit loop
If brains were taxed, he’d get a rebate
If he had a brain, he'd be dangerous
If he had another brain, it would be lonely
If he was wearing clue musk, doing the clue mating dance, in a field full of horny clues, he still wouldn't get a clue.
If he were any dumber, you could put wheels on him and call him a teacart.
If he were any more stupid, he’d have to be watered twice a week
If stupid were a talent, he would be considered gifted
If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change back
If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you’d get change
If you stand close enough to 'em you can hear the ocean
If you stand close enough to him you can hear the ocean
Isn’t firing on all 6 cylinders.
Isn’t firing on all thrusters.
Its hard to believe that he beat out half a billion other sperm
Kangaroo loose in the top paddock.
Like a pair of children’s scissors, bright and colourful, but not too sharp
Million dollar body and a 2 dollar engine.
Mind is in neutral, body is in gear.
Mind like a rubber bear trap.
More confused than traffic in Hong Kong.
More vegetable than protein.
Needing a few screws tightened.
Not firing with all spark plugs.
Not the brightest light in the harbour.
Not the brightest light on the Christmas tree
Not the sharpest hook in the tackle box.
Not the sharpest tack in the box.
Not the sharpest pencil in the box
Off his rocker.
On/off switch is broken in the off position.
One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.
One neurone short of a synapse
One taco short of a combination plate
One tit short of an udder.
One turbine short of an airplane
One vote short of an overall majority.
One-celled organisms out score him in IQ tests
Prime candidate for natural deselection
Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse
Requires directions to lay sod
Room temperature IQ
Running about a quart low
Running on empty
Sets the lowest possible goals, and consistently fails to achieve them.
Sharp as a bowling ball.
She is so dumb, she couldn't tell which way an elevator was going if she had two guesses.
She is so dumb, when I asked her to pass the plate, she said: "Upper or lower?"
She's not tied too tight to the pier
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge but he just gargled
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, he only gargled
Strong like bear, smart like tractor.
Takes him 1 1/2 hours to watch 60 minutes
The elevator is stuck between floors.
The lights are flashing, the gate is down, but the train isn’t coming
The lights are on, but nobody is home.
The wheel is turning but the hamster is dead
Too dumb to pull his head in before he shuts the window
Too many yards between the goal posts
Two hub caps short of a Buick.
Warning - Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear
Was left on the tilt-a-whirl too long as a baby
When aliens caught him, they threw him right back in the pond.
Would be out of her depth in a mud puddle.
Your the flower of my life (you blooming idiot)
You can't call him an idiot, you'll insult all the idiots in the world.
I can go on if you need more.
A beer short of a six pack
A brick short of a load
A couple of eggs shy of a dozen
A couple of gallons short of a full tank
A few ants short of a picnic
A few beers short of a six-pack
A few bob short of a pound
A few bricks short of a pile
A few bricks short of a wall
A few cards short of a deck.
A few clowns short of a circus.
A few feathers short of a whole duck.
A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
A few of sheep short of an orgy.
A few peas short of a casserole.
A few tomatoes short of a good thick sauce.
A few trucks short of a convoy.
A fortune cookie short of a Chinese dinner.
A pepperoni short of a pizza.
A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on
A Pubic hair short of a urinal.
A sandwich short of a picnic.
A train short of a full service?
About as bright as a burnt out 20 watt light bulb.
About as useful as a chocolate fireguard.
Ah say, that boy reminds me of Paul Revere's ride; a little light in the belfry.
All his brain's marked "farm-fresh".
An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
An intellect rivalled only by garden tools.
As brilliant as dark.
As fast as molasis going uphill in January
As keen as a vegetable.
As aware as a bear in winter.
As much use as a hedgehog in a condom factory.
As much use as a one legged man at an ass kicking contest.
As much use as a priests knob at an orgy.
As much use as an ashtray on a motorcycle
As much use as Stevie Wonder at a beauty contest.
As quick as a tortoise on Prozac.
As quick as a tree.
As fast as a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
As smart as bait.
As useful as a screen door on a submarine.
As useful as a wooden frying pan.
As useful as tits on a bull.
Body by God, Mind by Mattel.
Bright as Alaska in December.
Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
Doesn’t have both oars in the water.
Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box.
Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
Doesn't have all the dots on his dice.
Donated his body to science before he was done using it
Driving without keys.
Dumb as a corn cob.
Dumb as a stump.
Dumber than a bag of hammers.
Dumber than a bag of rocks
Elevator don't quiet make the top floor
Fell out of the family tree
Forgot to pay his brain bill
Goes surfing in Nebraska
Golf bag doesn’t have a full set of irons
Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together
Got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn’t watching
Gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than a normal ignoramus
Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt
Has delusions of adequacy.
Has two brains, one's lost and the other is out looking for it
Having an intelligence rivalled only by garden tools.
He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down
He had a little too much chlorine in his gene pool.
He is so dumb, he would look for a wishbone in a soft-boiled egg.
He is so dumb, the only thing he ever read was an eye-chart.
He played too much without a helmet.
He rode the short bus to school.
He'd forget to drown.
He's been there, done that, and wears the T-Shirt backwards.
He’s got a mind like a steel trap, rusted shut
He's got a leak in his think-tank.
He's got a mind like a steel sieve.
He's got his feet firmly planted 3 feet above the ground
He's got rooms to let in his attic.
He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
He's so dense light bends around him.
He's so dumb he couldn't pour the water out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel.
His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
His car has left the highway.
His cheese has slipped off his cracker.
His porch light ain't on.
His train's missing an engineer.
I say, that boy is about as sharp as a sack of wet mice
If brains were chocolate - he wouldn't have enough to fill an M&M
If brains were dynamite - he wouldn't have enough to blow his nose
If brains were dynamite, he wouldn’t have enough to blow his hat off
If brains were gasoline, he couldn't ride a moped around a fruit loop
If brains were taxed, he’d get a rebate
If he had a brain, he'd be dangerous
If he had another brain, it would be lonely
If he was wearing clue musk, doing the clue mating dance, in a field full of horny clues, he still wouldn't get a clue.
If he were any dumber, you could put wheels on him and call him a teacart.
If he were any more stupid, he’d have to be watered twice a week
If stupid were a talent, he would be considered gifted
If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change back
If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you’d get change
If you stand close enough to 'em you can hear the ocean
If you stand close enough to him you can hear the ocean
Isn’t firing on all 6 cylinders.
Isn’t firing on all thrusters.
Its hard to believe that he beat out half a billion other sperm
Kangaroo loose in the top paddock.
Like a pair of children’s scissors, bright and colourful, but not too sharp
Million dollar body and a 2 dollar engine.
Mind is in neutral, body is in gear.
Mind like a rubber bear trap.
More confused than traffic in Hong Kong.
More vegetable than protein.
Needing a few screws tightened.
Not firing with all spark plugs.
Not the brightest light in the harbour.
Not the brightest light on the Christmas tree
Not the sharpest hook in the tackle box.
Not the sharpest tack in the box.
Not the sharpest pencil in the box
Off his rocker.
On/off switch is broken in the off position.
One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.
One neurone short of a synapse
One taco short of a combination plate
One tit short of an udder.
One turbine short of an airplane
One vote short of an overall majority.
One-celled organisms out score him in IQ tests
Prime candidate for natural deselection
Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse
Requires directions to lay sod
Room temperature IQ
Running about a quart low
Running on empty
Sets the lowest possible goals, and consistently fails to achieve them.
Sharp as a bowling ball.
She is so dumb, she couldn't tell which way an elevator was going if she had two guesses.
She is so dumb, when I asked her to pass the plate, she said: "Upper or lower?"
She's not tied too tight to the pier
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge but he just gargled
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, he only gargled
Strong like bear, smart like tractor.
Takes him 1 1/2 hours to watch 60 minutes
The elevator is stuck between floors.
The lights are flashing, the gate is down, but the train isn’t coming
The lights are on, but nobody is home.
The wheel is turning but the hamster is dead
Too dumb to pull his head in before he shuts the window
Too many yards between the goal posts
Two hub caps short of a Buick.
Warning - Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear
Was left on the tilt-a-whirl too long as a baby
When aliens caught him, they threw him right back in the pond.
Would be out of her depth in a mud puddle.
Your the flower of my life (you blooming idiot)
You can't call him an idiot, you'll insult all the idiots in the world.
I can go on if you need more.
