Hanns is.............

[bluespoke]

I reckon he's just a simple coward too afraid to tell us his real nick.

 

[Lancecastor]

I'm amazed at how many threads have been started honouring & fuelling someone you all say you don't want to hear from.

 

[crystalizedjoy]

Hanns is... an escaped labratory monkey, wasting away his hours on Lit, smoking cheap cigarettes, and making sweet, sweet love to a stuffed teddy bear. The teddy bear, he named frank. Frank you see, was his first lover, the one poor Bobo (a.k.a Hanns) never forgot. The way Frank would lovingly tease Bobo's ear with his tongue, and lick it all over, tongue fucking it. It was truly special. One day, however, Frank ran away to join the circus, as the bearded lady. Poor Bobo (Hanns) cried for days and days, before find a lonely teddy bear in a dark alley way, and violating it. Bobo took the teddy bear home, and resumed posting on Literotica.



The truth, I swear..

edited for spelling cuz im still half-asleep

 

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[sexy-girl]

I'm amazed at how many threads have been started honouring & fuelling someone you all say you don't want to hear from.

i agree with you .... hanns is not worth it .. if you wish to bait him and stuff just do it in the threads he starts ... don't give him extra threads he has enough as it is

 

[SINthysist]

Yeah, everyone, even me, all busy ignoring Hanns...

Stoopid Lit Posters! STOOPID! Why you all nothin' more than a bunch of GWB's!

 

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[BgMma]

I think Hanns is trying too hard to do what yayati has already done. And done better, in MHO.

 

[crystalizedjoy]

NO one fuckign cares for dykes.

I do. They are rather nice people, for the most part. Even tho I'm a guy. but hey. Maybe they just like me becuase I don't refer to them as "dykes"..

 

[crystalizedjoy]

I think Hanns is trying too hard to do what yayati has already done. And done better, in MHO.

hehe yeah, I think so too.. I like dyoyotwat better, anyways.. he was more creative..

 

[BgMma]

More creative, more original, and much more intelligent.

Come on, I do better when I just wake up from a drunken stupor
edited to say that Hanns is funny on occasion, though

 

[SINthysist]

Suddenly, THE MOST POPULAR POSTER ON THE BOARD!

... you guys have some real problems with the ignore thing, come on, admit it, it's like a train wreck, you just gotta see, even though you know Pugsly will blow the bridge...

 

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[sexy-girl]

But on the whole most dykes are a disgusting species like sexy-girl and should be stamped out of society and sent scuttling back to the sewer

you know me so well

have you gone offline yet you were here when i went to bed last night and you're here when i finished work ... by the way 144 posts per day is pretty impressive

 

[crystalizedjoy]

HEY! PAY ATTENTION!

GOD DAMN IT, who left Hanns's cage unlocked? I had him all tucked away for the night, but someone HAD to unlock the cage. WHO WAS IT? speak up, damn it!

or did the silly monkey chew through the bars again..

 

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[BgMma]

He's so sweet. I tell you, I would take him home with me and hug him and kiss him and call him George.

Damn, sexygirl, we could have a threesome with Hanns in the middle. How hot would that be? That little bundle of wrath is so cute!

 

[islandman]

Nothing to me. So why give him another thread and make him feel special?

 

[Lancecastor]

I sit here and I make cash..I got make cofee and cash is coming in....

Drive-through windows have internet access?

Cool!

Can I have fries with that?

 

[Harbinger]

sexy-girl lives up to her name, as everyone knows. Charming and sweet, she has a tender heart and goes way out of her way to be nice and make peace. We all adore her, and surely most everybody, gay or straight, has always been hot for her, but lisa has all the luck. What more can you say?

Who is this Hand Mitt person, and why is he so angry? I hope it's not hemorrhoids, they can be so painful. I have known otherwise nice people to become very unpleasant to be around after being afflicted with them. If so, I'm sorry, Hand Mitt. Stiff upper lip, and all that.

 

[Eagle70]

Aha! i've got it!! This jabronie is really HighSchoolJock, who got stuffed into one locker too many at school, so now he's gone all militant. He's mad at the world! look out, teen angst ahead!!!

 

[BoobsNBrains]

Why do I have a strange feeling somebody's mommy didn't do the whole breastfeeding gig?

Hanns is just a poor, misguided little boy who needs a mommy very, very badly...oh, and some sex...I'm guessing he really needs to get laid...but not by said mommy, I hope...or maybe that's his problem...

 

[J.B.]

Other….

An experiment from the government gone horribly wrong.


Sort of a cross between yayati & HSJ.


Yes. He's like a train wreck.

 

[phrodeau]

There was a thread discussing the Ignore feature and whether it was censorship or not, and whether those who use it are denying the free speech of others. Somebody didn't like what someone else said about it, and decided to create a fictional character to prove his point. Apparently, we're all supposed to put Hanns on our Ignore lists, so this poster can gloat and call others hypocrites when the truth comes out.

 

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