Halloween

[ABSTRUSE]

It's not you AGAIN, is it rhino?

Rhino?? I thought I keeled him off???

 

[WARNINGWARNING]

Rhino?? I thought I keeled him off???

tsk tsk tsk.
rhinos are enandgered

 

[ABSTRUSE]

tsk tsk tsk.
rhinos are enandgered

I needed new boots and a coat hook.

 

[WARNINGWARNING]

I needed new boots and a coat hook.

Seems reasonable to me!
Though I'd imagine the boots would be lumpy and smelly.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Seems reasonable to me!
Though I'd imagine the boots would be lumpy and smelly.

I ironed them.

 

[WARNINGWARNING]

I ironed them.

HAR !
Was that a movie?

"The woman in the ironed boots"

 

[ABSTRUSE]

HAR !

HARloween

 

[WARNINGWARNING]

HARloween

I see now how you "keeled" the rhino!




*groan*

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I see now how you "keeled" the rhino!




*groan*

I like torture.

 

[WARNINGWARNING]

I like torture.

you are an administrator.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

you are an administrator.

Close...I'm a mom.

 

[WARNINGWARNING]

an administrator of torture vs a recipient.

(mom's have it both ways)

 

[Svenskaflicka]

an administrator of torture vs a recipient.

(mom's have it both ways)

See, where I live, we call that "threesome".

 

[WARNINGWARNING]

See, where I live, we call that "threesome".

Heidi, gran'papa & the goat?

 

[Guest]

My apologies, good sir. I'm going as the innocent Dorothy, I assure you. No raging closet sluts with this young lady. I'm an angel, halo wings and all.

fuck!
next time you do that, some warning would be good. corona's expensive and not meant for the nasal cavity.

 

[rawr_rae]

Do NOT mention "Dogma" near me! The scene with a dick-less Alan Rickman haunted me for months!!!

lol....sorry. yeah, i have to admit that scene is pretty icky. ewww....now you made me start thinking about it. okay, happy thoughts, happy thoughts.

 

[rawr_rae]

fuck!
next time you do that, some warning would be good. corona's expensive and not meant for the nasal cavity.

umm...did i miss something? or are you implying that i am, in fact, not an innocent, angel-like young woman? how dare you! you will pay for that one, missy. i am so going to get you.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

umm...did i miss something? or are you implying that i am, in fact, not an innocent, angel-like young woman? how dare you! you will pay for that one, missy. i am so going to get you.

Oooo... can I watch?