Halloween

[arienette]

Ari.... I'll take pics

Oh yeah, and be sure to send them to me too. That is key.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Oh, I see. Strange, I missed that in the movie. So, did she have a whole lair of beautiful women instead of flying monkeys?

Yes she had a whole army of women, but sadly they were all munchkin women.

It wasn't in the regular version of the film. It was only in "The Wizard of Oz, UNCUT" It was a limited release that was only legal in a few states.

 

[rawr_rae]

Yes she had a whole army of women, but sadly they were all munchkin women.

It wasn't in the regular version of the film. It was only in "The Wizard of Oz, UNCUT" It was a limited release that was only legal in a few states.

I happen to like munchkins.

Well, I need to get a copy of this UNCUT version. It seems much more interesting. I can even throw on my Dorothy outfit while I'm watchin' it.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

I happen to like munchkins.

Well, I need to get a copy of this UNCUT version. It seems much more interesting. I can even throw on my Dorothy outfit while I'm watchin' it.

Sound kinky, be sure to take pictures.

 

[rawr_rae]

Sound kinky, be sure to take pictures.

I'll even blow them up for: poster size.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

I have great aim. I'm like Robin Hood, I hit any target.

I think we have something here....but what will you be to my Dorothy, a tin man?

That or as Toto, so I can hump your leg

 

[jeninflorida]

So will you dress up this year? Go trick or treating with your kids mainly because you want candy too? Parties? Crazy lawn and decoration set-ups to scare the crap out of kids?

I trick or treat, love scaring the crap out of kids, dress up, and also love the parties. What crazy thing do you have planned for Halloween?

not sure, i really want to go up to O-town...or bush gardens...

 

[McKenna]

I think I've changed my mind about being an orc for Halloween, perhaps a witch would be better. I mean, if I'm going to be the subject of a witch hunt, I may as well play the part.

 

[WARNINGWARNING]

Witch season already?

Now where's my license?... camo...? over/under..? um...is it bow season?


I ferget, do we get to bludgeon dem like the baby harpseals?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

My apologies, good sir. I'm going as the innocent Dorothy, I assure you. No raging closet sluts with this young lady. I'm an angel, halo wings and all.

But the point of Halloween is to dress up so you look SCARY! You know, to make the demons and ghosts and other foul creatures think that you're one of them, so they won't attack you!

Wearing an innocent girl's costume with halo and wings is Halloween's equivalent of basting yourself and stuffing cauliflower and parsley in your ears before you lie spread-eagled on a dining plate, ringing a bell!

 

[rawr_rae]

That or as Toto, so I can hump your leg

i happen to have a soft spot for dogs.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

i happen to have a soft spot for dogs.

Woof baby woof!

 

[rawr_rae]

But the point of Halloween is to dress up so you look SCARY! You know, to make the demons and ghosts and other foul creatures think that you're one of them, so they won't attack you!

Wearing an innocent girl's costume with halo and wings is Halloween's equivalent of basting yourself and stuffing cauliflower and parsley in your ears before you lie spread-eagled on a dining plate, ringing a bell!

Yes, but you forget that if I am innocent and pure, I have God on my side. And have you seen Dogma? I would not want to mess with Alanis Morisette. No way!

I'm also a watcher of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. So, if need be, I can bust out some kickass moves! hiya!

 

[rawr_rae]

Woof baby woof!

<throws a doggie treat>

 

[WARNINGWARNING]

Wearing an innocent girl's costume with halo and wings is Halloween's equivalent of basting yourself and stuffing cauliflower and parsley in your ears before you lie spread-eagled on a dining plate, ringing a bell!

OOOO! TASTEY!
I'm all salivatin' now!

 

[McKenna]

Witch season already?

Now where's my license?... camo...? over/under..? um...is it bow season?


I ferget, do we get to bludgeon dem like the baby harpseals?

Nope, you burn them at the stake.

 

[WARNINGWARNING]

Nope, you burn them at the stake.

OOO Cajun witches!
ya gotta cetch 'em first!
ready? set?
(you get a hed start)
Go!

 

[SophiaY]

Trying to persuade my significant to go as Aphrodite -- she's grumbled that Artemis suits her better. Then I mentioned that if she went as the latter, she would have to wear a really, really, short kiltish skirt. (laughing) You can hear her blush over a phone.

Hm, maybe Athena as a compromise...

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Nope, you burn them at the stake.

Here in Sweden, we used the water test. You throw a woman in the water - if she floats, she's a witch, and then you can drag her up and burn her on the stakes. If she sinks and drowns, she was innocent.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Yes, but you forget that if I am innocent and pure, I have God on my side. And have you seen Dogma? I would not want to mess with Alanis Morisette. No way!

I'm also a watcher of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. So, if need be, I can bust out some kickass moves! hiya!

Do NOT mention "Dogma" near me! The scene with a dick-less Alan Rickman haunted me for months!!!

 

[WARNINGWARNING]

Here in Sweden, we used the water test. You throw a woman in the water - if she floats, she's a witch, and then you can drag her up and burn her on the stakes. If she sinks and drowns, she was innocent.

kinda silly, you Swiss! The witches get damp and don't burn so well.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

kinda silly, you Swiss! The witches get damp and don't burn so well.

SWISS????

 

[WARNINGWARNING]

Ya, you know from Sveeserland.
The Land of Cheese and Vikings and army knives and sparten furniture and Fjord motor company and Heidi and Alps and Blondes and Carl Larson and all that stoof

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Ya, you know from Sveeserland.
The Land of Cheese and Vikings and army knives and sparten furniture and Fjord motor company and Heidi and Alps and Blondes and Carl Larson and all that stoof

It's not you AGAIN, is it rhino?

 

[WARNINGWARNING]

It's not you AGAIN, is it rhino?

Hmmmm. Rhinos are horny, aren't they?