Halloween

Just pointing out that you don't have to have sex with women in sexy costumes just on Halloween. My wife shops at The Halloween stores like its Victoria secret. Wigs....oh, the colorful wigs.
 
My favorite part of halloween is when the little moochers stop ringing my doorbell.
 
My favorite part of halloween is when the little moochers stop ringing my doorbell.
Same as. How the hell am I supposed to meditate when the barstewards (not all of them little, either) at the door keep yanking me back to fully alert in 10, 9, ohshitohshitohshit - where's the fire?!?!?!?
 
i live right next to a scary dark part of my road. i don't have this problem. trick or treaters don't fucking come here.
 
Groundhog Day is a waste of time. Halloween is just a fun day for kids and a few adults.
 
Someone just sent me pictures of me, my dead cousin and my dead grandma in Halloween costumes from a lifetime ago.

They weren't dead at the time.

That would be too spooky.
 
The best part is the roasted pumpkin seeds. Since we're the kickoff house, I'll be making a crockpot of salty caramel apple vodka, apple cider and cinnamon sticks for the adults that want to partake.
 
So, today was also a local Comic Con. The sights I've seen.
 
see any slave leia's lezzing out? if yes, did you get any pics? if no then why the fuck am i even talking to you?
 
Lots of slutty Pikachus in an age bracket that no 37 year old man with self perserverance would aim a camera lens at.
 
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