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I'm learning that fast.
Sounds like some folks are really getting slammed.
At least I'm not getting death threats like dreampilot.
 
Extreme Bohunk said:
I'm learning that fast.
Sounds like some folks are really getting slammed.
At least I'm not getting death threats like dreampilot.
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i've had a few strange responses in my time... keep a scrapbook of 'em!! makes an interesting read in it's own right. probably better'n my stories!
 
Rumple Foreskin said:
entitled,

Heed not, DP's authorization. Death threats tend to make him forgetful.

In this case what he forgot was that for any Litizen to commence hyperventilation, they must first submit a Form 666/69.a - Request for Hyperventilation Privileges.

note: The "a" signifies the form was amended to conform with the Paperwork Reduction Act. All other forms are obsolete.

note2: Please remember to submit an original and two copies and to have each cosigned by an immediate supervisor or your friendly local dominatrix.

Rumple (by the regs) Foreskin :cool:
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Forms? Paperwork? Red tape?

Ugh. How about i just quit breathing instead?
 
geronimo_appleby said:
i've had a few strange responses in my time... keep a scrapbook of 'em!! makes an interesting read in it's own right. probably better'n my stories!
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There ya go!
Letters & Transcripts- 'The Troll Chronicles'
(or maybe Humor & Satire) :)
 
entitled said:
Forms? Paperwork? Red tape?

Ugh. How about i just quit breathing instead?
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Oh, that would require a Form 000/01 - Request for Termination of Breathing/self. Individuals submitting said form should go to Helen Waite, Literotica's Under Assistant Editor for Relief From Respiration. :)

Rumple Foreskin :cool:
 
Rumple Foreskin said:
Oh, that would require a Form 000/01 - Request for Termination of Breathing/self. Individuals submitting said form should go to Helen Waite, Literotica's Under Assistant Editor for Relief From Respiration. :)

Rumple Foreskin :cool:
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Why can't these things be simpler? That form's at least thirty pages long, and the typeset is so small it's almost impossible to read.
 
Extreme Bohunk said:
Best laugh of the day!
Uhm, what DID Foghorn say? You never told us.
Elucidate! I say, elucidate that is.
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Click on "FOGHORN LEGHORN" and let him enunciate. :rolleyes:

Rumple Foreskin :cool:
 
oops!
quoted the wrong post :eek:

I know what Foghorn would say:
'That boy's bout as sharp as a bowling ball'
and he'd be right.
 
entitled said:
Why can't these things be simpler? That form's at least thirty pages long, and the typeset is so small it's almost impossible to read.
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True. But the paper is very soft. Consider your options and use accordingly. I mean, it's not like anyone reads the completed forms.

Rumple Foreskin :cool:
 
Extreme Bohunk said:
oops!
quoted the wrong post :eek:

I know what Foghorn would say:
'That boy's bout as sharp as a bowling ball'
and he'd be right.
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You are at least 100% right, except in this case the quote needed to mention a dog. Click on Foghorn Leghorn with your sound on. If nothing happens, let me know and I'll write his words of wisdom.

Foghorn Leghorn

Rumple Foreskin :cool:

ps: Being of unsound mind and body, I'll go ahead and write the quote: "That dog's about as subtle as a hand grenade in a barrel of oatmeal"
 
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Rumple Foreskin said:
You are at least 100% right, except in this case the quote needed to mention a dog. Click on Foghorn Leghorn with your sound on. If nothing happens, let me know and I'll write his words of wisdom.

Foghorn Leghorn

Rumple Foreskin :cool:

ps: Being of unsound mind and body, I'll go ahead and write the quote: "That dog's about as subtle as a hand grenade in a barrel of oatmeal"
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Thanks Rumple, the bowling ball reference was to myself.
This may come as a shock, but sometimes I'm kind of a Spaz.
 
Extreme Bohunk said:
I'm learning that fast.
Sounds like some folks are really getting slammed.
At least I'm not getting death threats like dreampilot.
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I'd be most happy to loan ya a few... got 16 scathing mails... 8 of em death threats... if ya want a few.. I have some to spare... I'd be most happy to forward them.

Why keep all the fun to myself?
 
What is strange though is that I've never had so many public comments even during a contest before. Think it's up to 23 now...

Even more strange... think I got 27 e mailed feedback... damn 11 were even nice, some even good... think I wanna forget the other 16 though!

Is it good to get so many?

Funny thing... what I'm bein killed over, I almost considered incidental to the story. Shoulda done that different...lol

If it wasn't for the nice mails... I think I'd run as far and fast as I could.
 
My alt's story (the one I didn't even WANT in the contest) got trolled big time. It dropped from a 4.75 yesterday to a 4.04. Yikes.
 
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