Halloween ideas

[satindesire]

That's when it's great though. You pop them in a stroller, and knock on doors and every one goes "oh how cute!" and SCORE! free candy!


*borrowed my niece when she was 18 months old so I could walk around dressed up*

If she would actually SIT in the stroller. Noooo! Now she's a "big girl" and wants to walk (Read: RUN!) everywhere.



I might take my youngest though. She's 10 months, but then I'm pretty sure 110% of people would see through the twenty dollar costume and see I'm just trololoing for chocolate.

 

[graceanne]

If she would actually SIT in the stroller. Noooo! Now she's a "big girl" and wants to walk (Read: RUN!) everywhere.

And so it begins. lol

My youngest makes trick or treating a ... challenge. He wants to run the whole thing, and finds it very difficult to wait for mama and sisters. His dad has been banned from t or t with us anymore because this INFURIATES him, which in turns annoys the living shit out of me. Like it's not exhausting enough to walk for hours getting candy, lets freak out TOO.

In truth, though, anything we do in groups that size, makes him annoying. He won't admit it, but he has an anxiety attack when he's in large groups, and starts nitpicking everything around him, so for things like halloween he gets to stay home and hand out candy to the one or two people who come down our driveway.

 

[the captians wench]

If she would actually SIT in the stroller. Noooo! Now she's a "big girl" and wants to walk (Read: RUN!) everywhere.



I might take my youngest though. She's 10 months, but then I'm pretty sure 110% of people would see through the twenty dollar costume and see I'm just trololoing for chocolate.

Yeah, they saw through me too.

Lucky for me though she was so cute in her wenchie made costume, and I trained her how to hold her bag out and bat her eyes and smile just right. We scored big!

 

[TarevaChine]

Yeah, they saw through me too.

Lucky for me though she was so cute in her wenchie made costume, and I trained her how to hold her bag out and bat her eyes and smile just right. We scored big!

Brilliant!

 

[Keroin]

Lara Croft: fridge raider.

Tall boots, shorts, tank top, hair back in a pony; but, instead of guns in the utility belt... Mustard and ketchup squeezers.

LOVE!!

Cod, I remember when that film came out and that Halloween I saw Lara Crofts everywhere. A room full of Lara Crofts is only marginally less annoying than a room full of Playboy bunnies and slutty cats.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

You crack me up. This is hysterical. Love the idea. I would only change one thing. It would be much easier to use a vibrating egg for the humming.

Yes. Just pop it in your crisper drawer.


Is there vibrating celery to be had online somewhere?

Yeah, they saw through me too.

Lucky for me though she was so cute in her wenchie made costume, and I trained her how to hold her bag out and bat her eyes and smile just right. We scored big!

Rent-A-Costumed-Baby: a business model whose time has come.

 

[TarevaChine]

Yes. Just pop it in your crisper drawer.


Is there vibrating celery to be had online somewhere?

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[DeepGreenEyes]

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Okay. Let's stay away from veering into mold and leftovers, shall we?

 

[TarevaChine]

Okay. Let's stay away from veering into mold and leftovers, shall we?

Damn you for putting that in my head.

 

[YourCaptor]

So back in college I'd miss most Halloween parties sitting in the lab basement. Others had similar experiences, so we'd make our own costume parties later. We'd pick a theme for the costumes, which I think resulted in a lot better costume fun.

Also, sexy costumes, sexy. Don't care what y'all say.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

So back in college I'd miss most Halloween parties sitting in the lab basement. Others had similar experiences, so we'd make our own costume parties later. We'd pick a theme for the costumes, which I think resulted in a lot better costume fun.

Also, sexy costumes, sexy. Don't care what y'all say.

You obviously don't yet know the sensuous sleekness of a $9000 Viking Pro series Quiet Cool. Oh, baby. That's sexy.

 

[Ellafun]

If you have some kind of fabric store nearby you might be able to find some really long faux fur in orange, yellow and red to make flames for Ghost Rider. Or maybe just attach crepe paper in those colors to a knit hat and when he walks, it will move like flame??

I don't miss the days of my kids getting emotional about the Halloween costumes. They are old enough to go by themselves, but young enough to know that it's candy collection time in the 'hood. Our neighborhood is fun on Halloween; several of us have fire pits set up at the end of our driveways, and we "multi-family" around them, so kids get lots of candy at one spot. Of course, we also keep coolers of adult treats, and some of the chaperones have been known to carry their mug or glass with them, and we trick or treat for beer/wine refills. Nobody's driving, so it turns into a big neighborhood block party!!

 

[YourCaptor]

You obviously don't yet know the sensuous sleekness of a $9000 Viking Pro series Quiet Cool. Oh, baby. That's sexy.

No humping the appliances... please

 

[PatchIsMe]

Tee hee. Funny.



I'm tired of sexy halloween costumes. That's what BDSM parties are for.

Speaking of BDSM halloween parties.... my gf and I are going to a BDSM club party. The theme is Down on the Farm or club wear. This will be out first time going to a club like this and have NO IDEA what to wear. Suggestions would be great! We are both BBW. Thanks in advance.

 

[graceanne]

So we went to the goodwill to start our Halloween shopping (we start there and get as much as we can, then fill in the gaps with spirit and party city). Anyway, my oldest was going to be little red riding hood, but she found this GORGEOUS dress. It was thirty dollars USED, that's how gorgeous it is. She's gonna either be juliet or rapunzel, depending on the wig.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

No humping the appliances... please

That's what the appliance store salesman says. Right before the cops show up.

So we went to the goodwill to start our Halloween shopping (we start there and get as much as we can, then fill in the gaps with spirit and party city). Anyway, my oldest was going to be little red riding hood, but she found this GORGEOUS dress. It was thirty dollars USED, that's how gorgeous it is. She's gonna either be juliet or rapunzel, depending on the wig.

No goth juliet? Or goth rapunzel?

 

[TarevaChine]

That's what the appliance store salesman says. Right before the cops show up.

See that is the difference between being a man and a woman. The cops come to watch as us women try the washing machines out......