Halloween costume

I am a bartender, taking a break in the back office. Hopefully this will be a crazy night with guys buying tons a beer and tipping me.

So my outfit?

A pirate. No hat, but a black eye patch. A red vest, not fastened in the front, nuthin underneath. Black tights, a black g string underneath. And calf high black boots. A sword on my hip I bought from WalMart.

So far it's working.
 
Wow, Kathy. I read your posts a while back about being a former stripper, now the description of your pirate Halloween costume. You sound like one crazy sexy lady--you GO, grrl!

You say so far the costume is working, I can only IMAGINE how well! Puts my belly-dancer outfit to shame. I am basically a coward when it comes to dressing-up sexy in public (my black mini is about as far as I go with being sexy in public, and even that has probably been only about 5-6 times), but in the privacy of our home, just me and my hubby, just about anything goes. I had to get up a LOT of courage to wear the belly dancer outfit, and that was only because he promised it to me months ago and I had been looking forward to it, anticipating getting & wearing it.

-- Latina
 
Just promise me Frank's going as the Sultan! I won't even get picky about the gold turban!
 
C'mon Latina, I've been waitin' for the clown thing for a long time now. Any chance?
 
Nah Frank's not a Sultan...

I see him as a dancing cobra - a big snake in a basket - mesmerized by some flute music.

Na, na, na, na, na - na, na, na, na, na, na, na?
 
Yeah - I been wondering about.....

visible stretch marks. You know some of those belly dancer's, they can really get that shit moving - moves so much air - looks like a sub-woofer in a disco.

Latina, Latina - flap baby. Dry my hair.
 
You are sweet Latina, and I don't know about hot and sexy, but give the guys enough beer and maybe! Laugh.

And you need to go for it girl! if not now? when? but I'm sure your belly dancer outfit was a knockout, I think guys love that look, all that sheer stuff and a bare belly button.
 
Sorry Sparky, no stretch marks. Never gave birth. Both our kids (17 and 13) are adopted. He adopted the 17-year-old, I adopted the 13-year-old, many years before we met.

Any clowns out there willing to help old Sparky out, so
he doesn't have to wait until NEXT Halloween?

Thanks, Kathy, for the kind words. Bare navel? Bare ANYTHING is enough to start-up most guys!

-- Latina
 
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