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[Rumple Foreskin]

Greetings,

I sent Laurel a PM asking if she could give us the scores of the AH irregulars who were competing for the coveted title of Last Among the Least in the Halloween Contest.

She replied:

Surely! Send me a list of authors whose Halloween scores you want to compare, and I'll give you a list in order of who "won" last place, who "won" the runner up spot, etc.

Any-ways-how, my thinking was anyone who wanted their score(s) revealed and thus placed into competition for last place should post on this thread. In a day or two, I think Halloween Day is Friday, I'll send her the names of those who seek recognition for venturing into depths most normal writers fear to enter. And not unlike old Abu bin Adam, let the name of Rumple Foreskin lead all the rest.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Can't we just post our own scores? Or are you afraid there'll be a competitive rush to the bottom?

---dr.M.

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Can't we just post our own scores? That way we could also give awards for the most mediocre. Or are you afraid there'll be a competitive rush to the bottom?

---dr.M.

 

[oggbashan]

Count me in but I think I'm too mediocre to get last.

My try for last place (Viking) did too well even without sex.

Sigh.

Og

 

[Guest]

I may have a chance to bump Gauche from this prestigious seat.

Perdita

 

[destinie21]

Dita if there's anything we all love it's bumping gauche.
At any and every opportunity.

 

[champagne1982]

Do we get to enter if we didn't get enough votes? If we do I'd like to see where on the heap I landed.

 

[gauchecritic]

I'm there. Looks like fair to middling for me though.

Gauche