Halloween Contest Ideas Thread

[Carnevil9]

How does a realtor sell a haunted house?

By holding an open house on Halloween.

A set up for hilarity to ensue.

There is actually a new TV show on the Syfy channel called Surreal Estate about a realtor who specializes in selling haunted houses. I shit you not. There isn't much sex in the TV show, but it is a ripe concept for a Lit makeover.

Especially if we are talking about very horny ghosts here.

 

[sirhugs]

There is actually a new TV show on the Syfy channel called Surreal Estate about a realtor who specializes in selling haunted houses. I shit you not. There isn't much sex in the TV show, but it is a ripe concept for a Lit makeover.

Especially if we are talking about very horny ghosts here.

aren't all ghosts really horny?

 

[sirhugs]

A cemetery is a good setting for a Halloween tale.

 

[Hypoxia]

A cemetery is a good setting for a Halloween tale.

Before or after revenants start emerging from their tombs?

An old Western tradition: picnics at cemeteries. An old Guatemalan Day-of-the-Dead tradition: flying kites at cemeteries to send messages to departed souls. A LIT tradition: sex in cemeteries, with or without spooks. Hey, spooks are either ghosts or spies! So our players can have sex in CIA or KGB or MI6 cemeteries. Fuck right on top of 007's coffin, yowzah!

 

[sirhugs]

Before or after revenants start emerging from their tombs?

An old Western tradition: picnics at cemeteries. An old Guatemalan Day-of-the-Dead tradition: flying kites at cemeteries to send messages to departed souls. A LIT tradition: sex in cemeteries, with or without spooks. Hey, spooks are either ghosts or spies! So our players can have sex in CIA or KGB or MI6 cemeteries. Fuck right on top of 007's coffin, yowzah!

or with zombie James Bond?

 

[Hypoxia]

or with zombie James Bond?

Stirred, not shaken. But just *which* 007? In the original Casino Royale, one 007 was a seal. The pinniped sort. No bestiality, now, not even necrophilic. No beating-off a dead horse. Or seal. But sex with zombie spies? IDK if LIT has a rule about that.

 

[sirhugs]

Stirred, not shaken. But just *which* 007? In the original Casino Royale, one 007 was a seal. The pinniped sort. No bestiality, now, not even necrophilic. No beating-off a dead horse. Or seal. But sex with zombie spies? IDK if LIT has a rule about that.

there is only one Bond. Connery, Sean Connery.

 

[jaF0]

Who would now be a Zombie Bond.

 

[Hypoxia]

...a Zombie Bond.

That's a special brew of Scotch Whiskey, init?

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

So last year, the big memeable thing was the 12 foot tall skeleton you could get at Home Depot.

So let’s say someone tries to use magic to get a date for Halloween and either unintentionally animates a 12 foot skeleton who proceeds to “bone” them, or they summon a demon who uses the skeleton as a frame and now their Halloween date is a 12 foot tall woman or man.


2. Man gets a bit of a charm put on him: his cum now tastes like pumpkin spice, making him a hit with all white women in town, leading to him getting tied up at a Halloween party to get drained of all his pumpkin goodness.

3. In a small town, a group of women and men have the ability to voluntarily becomes possessed by the dead on Halloween so the dead and the living can say goodbye…though with money being tight, they’ve added another service: one last lay.

Of course, what happens when one of the young women get possessed by a relative who originally just wanted to say their goodbyes…but changes their mind halfway and wants to fuck one last time (for example (medium is daughter, spirit is mother, and she wants to have one last go with dad). Of course, who says the ghosts have to match with the gender they had in life?

 

[jaF0]

Since boners have no bones, how do skeletons bone?

 

[Carnevil9]

Since boners have no bones, how do skeletons bone?

The same way that a woodchuck chucks.

Also, every bonehead has heard of the good old fashioned skull fuck.

 

[jaF0]

Hey! Who you callin' Bonehead?????

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[bigtallman]

A supernatural BTB story - wife has been fucking around, screws at Halloween with latest boy toy at party and hubby finds out. For revenge he enlists the aid of the vengeful spirits of those cheated upon.

They slowly drive her mad with paranoia that she will be found out and lose everything, but she can't stop. She dies on next Halloween of asphyxiation at a party trying to hide from hubby in a cloud of CO2 from a homemade fog machine.

 

[Hypoxia]

Since boners have no bones, how do skeletons bone?

With cartilage. But I digress. From the early days of paperbacks, I owned a copy of The Pocket Book of Boners, which 'boners' were not anatomical, but rather were schoolchild goofs.

The LIT version might have a college text of that title, with pop-out paper erections to be examined in A&P (Anatomy & Physiology) classes. Hands-on experience is needed, of course. Do those pop-outs include simulated spew?

For a Hallowe'en take, that text contains penis replicas of famous historical figures, and their ghosts are attached. Yes, any student can jack-off Henry VIII, Napoleon, Idi Amin, JFK & LBJ, Dillinger, Hirohito -- but no mythological cocks, so forget Hercules, Jesus, Osiris, Quetzalcoatl, and Pegasus. Only imagine.

 

[sirhugs]

With cartilage. But I digress. From the early days of paperbacks, I owned a copy of The Pocket Book of Boners, which 'boners' were not anatomical, but rather were schoolchild goofs.

The LIT version might have a college text of that title, with pop-out paper erections to be examined in A&P (Anatomy & Physiology) classes. Hands-on experience is needed, of course. Do those pop-outs include simulated spew?

For a Hallowe'en take, that text contains penis replicas of famous historical figures, and their ghosts are attached. Yes, any student can jack-off Henry IIIV, Napoleon, Idi Amin, JFK & LBJ, Dillinger, Hirohito -- but no mythological cocks, so forget Hercules, Jesus, Osiris, Quetzalcoatl, and Pegasus. Only imagine.

Imagine a world with no sexual hangups?

 

[Hypoxia]

Imagine a world with no sexual hangups?

A most improbable fantasyland, and no place for LIT dramas. Ratz.

For this thread, we need to imagine a world where sexual hangups and lusts run rampant on the Days of the Dead. Neglected spirits play with the living aka the undead. Beasts speak and are thus targets of lust. Horny revenants arise. Magick rules every loin. Et fucking cetera.

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

Wanted to think up a couple quick story ideas:

1. Mr Johnson has been a judge at the annual costume contest for over the past 15 years. Our lead, or leads, seduce him get the win, only to find out he was actually stepping down this year.

2. Our lead is a college guy who scored a hot Halloween date with a girl who he would normally think was way out of his league. Worried that he’ll screw things up, he finds a spell to put on his costume that will make him irresistible to his date and raise his confidence to previously unknown levels. He casts the spell but leaves before putting it on to deal with something.

His date comes by and slips the costume on. When he gets back, his date is hotter than ever and he finds himself becoming irresistibly attracted to her despite her being in a more masculine costume. One good pegging later and he and his date have a sincere discussion.

3. Sapphic story about horror nerd lesbian finding ways to help get her girlfriend through a horror movie night on Halloween.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

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[sirhugs]

The Halloween Costume Store

I think I've posted this location based idea every year I've done this, but don't recall ever seeing a story (I might have missed it though).

Lots of variations possible, including:

~ two coworkers have fun trying on 'out of character' costumes
~ two (or more) coworkers who would not normally socialize het looked in after hours on Halloween. Hilarity ensues.
~ store clerk and a customer (or couple) het locked in after hours
~ the neophyte crossdresser trying on cross bender costumes, interacting with their bff and/or clerk
~ the clerk demonstrates the 'magic handcuffs' - what is magic about them?

 

[JaxRhapsody]

I think I've posted this location based idea every year I've done this, but don't recall ever seeing a story (I might have missed it though).

Lots of variations possible, including:

~ two coworkers have fun trying on 'out of character' costumes
~ two (or more) coworkers who would not normally socialize het looked in after hours on Halloween. Hilarity ensues.
~ store clerk and a customer (or couple) het locked in after hours
~ the neophyte crossdresser trying on cross bender costumes, interacting with their bff and/or clerk
~ the clerk demonstrates the 'magic handcuffs' - what is magic about them?

I just finished a story that I was going to post, deciding to wait until the contest. It's probably an aquired taste.

 

[Carnevil9]

I've posted this before, but as far as I know, nobody had taken up the challenge. I'd like to see a story based on Frank Zappa's song "Goblin Girl." Hint: the title is a pun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NwPJo4ysXI

 

[yowser]

https://live.staticflickr.com/7147/26977023106_ebc7aedaeb_c.jpg

Contemplating by Yowser, on Flickr

 

[sirhugs]

nice pic. Not really the right forum for it.

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

Guy who never celebrated Halloween growing up moves to a town where Halloween is a massive event each year. While he’s not exactly enthused, he agrees to put up some decorations given to him by the HOA and will at least put out a bowl of candy for the kids.

However, when he finds out he’s been “volunteered” to host a party, he loses it.

What’s the reason for the town being so pushy, why is the man so ticked off about celebrating Halloween (aside from his house being forcibly taken over), and how does it lead to some illicit encounters?

Town sends over one of their “seasonal ambassadors” a young, attractive woman who lays on the charm thick to try and get man to play along.

1. Guy is shocked when ambassador attempts to seduce him: she explains, it’s an important tradition and they need to have the newest community member join in, so she’s even willing to trade sex to get him to throw the damn party. They’ll even provide what he needs…just throw a damn party, smile a bunch, and let them clean up.

A. He giving into her seduction or initially turning her down and later having sex with her at the party, he agrees to host. The party is a boring affair (aside from an encounter with the ambassador) but when he steps out early he sees a horrible monster. Returning inside the town comes clean: they celebrate so hard as it’s the only way to keep the monsters at bay for a year. Had he not celebrated, he would have been killed in the morning by them, just like the home’s last owner.

B. Guy refuses and is almost immediately approached by some gorgeous women who seem impressed by him not going along with tradition. They invite him to their own “fuck Halloween” party and he goes. The three women then take turns having sex with him but as the clock strikes midnight, they all turn into horrible monsters who tear him apart. The town then puts his home up for sale

2. Guy reveals that he never celebrated due to his family’s religious upbringing. This warped Halloween in his mind until it became a pretty extreme kink. Ambassador then tells him it’s okay…she’ll just make sure that it’s a type of party that can work with that. Day of the party and it’s an adults only affair that quickly turns into a costumed orgy.

3. Guy is reluctant to participate as he wants to keep his perverse side hidden. He moved out to this town as he was promised he wouldn’t be bothered. Which works as he has a number of sex dolls he keeps a “relationship” with. Ambassador finds out and blackmails him. He throws the party but the HOA then expose his secret to everyone there.

…but it’s Halloween and the spirits that govern it take pity on the man as he’s someone who provided everyone a party and “treats” yet they now are cruelly mocking him. His dolls come to life and start attacking the townsfolk in attendance, changing them all to dolls who have no will and soon find themselves participating in a nightmarish orgy.

The next morning everyone comes to in their homes but they can’t quite remember what happened. The man comes by each of the HOA’s homes and returns their things…and then gives each of them an order showing they are still under his contro: for at least the next year he can play with them as he wants

4. Man’s a tentacled monster from out of space and he needs to relax at night, Dammit! He tries to keep his bipedal form during the party but it just keeps going on and on…never ceasing and eventually the tentacles have to come out.