Hair-Trigger Dick

[seth6138]

He should invite the President of Iran on a hunting trip

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

I recommend a new way to catch bin Laden. Have Cheney send him a letter saying "All is forgiven", invite him over to Camp David, then for a little quail....


I'm just taking Seth's idea and using for an even BETTER cause. Cheney couldn't complain if one of his Secret Service detail collects the $25,000,000 reward.

 

[shereads]

Bill Maher's take on the Cheney gun drama:

"One beer? Has any man in history ever had one beer? Hunting is drinking in the woods."

"The official report is 568 pages long. That means President Bush will be finished reading it around never."

"What might Rush Limbaugh have had to say if Bill Clinton had been president during this debacle? 'This country has been brought so low by the Clinton presidency..."

On GWB: "He's like Charlie Brown's friend Pigpen. Everywhere he goes, something happens that only Halliburton can clean up."

 

[Huckleman2000]

Bill Maher's take on the Cheney gun drama:

"One beer? Has any man in history ever had one beer? Hunting is drinking in the woods."

"The official report is 568 pages long. That means President Bush will be finished reading it around never."

"What might Rush Limbaugh have had to say if Bill Clinton had been president during this debacle? 'This country has been brought so low by the Clinton presidency..."

On GWB: "He's like Charlie Brown's friend Pigpen. Everywhere he goes, something happens that only Halliburton can clean up."

YOU HAVE HBO?!
I'm so jealous.

One day, I will have HBO again. And Skinemax. I really miss Skinemax.

 

[shereads]

YOU HAVE HBO?!
I'm so jealous.

One day, I will have HBO again. And Skinemax. I really miss Skinemax.

No, I don't have HBO. The Bill Maher quotes were from his appearance on Jay Leno last night. I usually race to grab the remote so I can avoid Leno, but when he has a guest like Bill Maher it's worth putting up with him. To Leno's credit, he had a good line in his monologue:

"What if it turns out that Bush is the smart one?"

 

[shereads]

He should invite the President of Iran on a hunting trip

That could be a hard sell this week.

In fact, major Republican money donors are now offering to give more if Cheney won't take them hunting.

 

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