Haiku

[Candy_Kane54]

Whenever I feel
Like I'm not significant,
I write a Haiku.

 

[AlinaX]

line by tiny line
I build the bricks of my house
wherein sorrow lives

 

[Candy_Kane54]

Summer becomes Fall
The leaves turn and geese fly South
Winter soon follows

 

[AlinaX]

we make words dirty
for the joy of licking them
with our forked tongues clean

 

[Winter_Fare]

line by tiny line
I build the bricks of my house
wherein sorrow lives

Money is so tight
That I can only afford
Sorrow Gazebo.

 

[Candy_Kane54]

A cup of tea, a
Biscuit, and a friend to share
with; Heaven on Earth.

 

[AlinaX]

let me ask for praise
and then sing my own merits
in ungreek chorus

 

[Bamagan]

Whether you spit or
swallow the load, remember:
Spearmint is your friend.

 

[Candy_Kane54]

Against the gates of
Stupidity, even the
God's are powerless.

 

[AlinaX]

the gods are voiceless
while the devils rule the air
and the papers too

 

[AlinaX]

spearmint? pah! garlic -
unless it's a proud vampire
that you are blowing

 

[Bamagan]

Like an autumn leaf,
I got red in the face and
Jumped out of the tree.

 

[AlinaX]

what the absolute
[this line deleted because]
look, just ignore it

 

[Bamagan]

I have a great plan!
We should smear poop on the walls!
People will be thrilled!

 

[AlinaX]

so, my new story
has this girl who's seventeen
and, well, can I just...

... no, wait, she's eighteen
and doesn't mind some non-con
but... is that allowed?

it's basically
just BDSM, you know?
it's all just sex, yes?

 

[Bamagan]

Just remember that
it is only revenge porn
if the victim cums.

 

[AlinaX]

... and erotica
if the victim is persuaded
to like the ending

 

[Bamagan]

... and erotica
if the victim is persuaded
to like the ending

And thus you clearly
emphasize the real reason
M-C is O-K

 

[Bamagan]

MC is OK?
Dig out your parachute pants,
it is hammer time.

 

[Bamagan]

Two types of people:
Those who can extrapolate
from partial data.

 

[Candy_Kane54]

Three types of people
There are: Those who can do math
And those who can not ...

 

[AlinaX]

two types of poet
those who do count syllables
and those who don't

 

[Bamagan]

Finally it's cold,
at least by local standards.
My nips salute you.

 

[AlinaX]

damn global warming!
I'd sooner have sharp nipples
than sweaty armpits...

 

[Bamagan]

If it is fresh sweat
Beware lest I nuzzle in!
Seems it's my fetish.