Haiku

~ (giggling) ~ anything
but dredging up the spirits
of arguments past
 
"It wasn't as if,"
Started the Simile, "I was
A bad Metaphor!"

Across the bar, the
Metaphor shouted, "We are
both figures of speech!"

"So what!" Simile
Returned. "At least I'm like a
Rose without a thorn."

"No," Metaphor said.
"You are a rose without a
Thorn, you idiot."

"Then, that would make me
a Metaphor," whispered the
Subdued Simile.
 
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