Haiku

[AlinaX]

~ (giggling) ~ anything
but dredging up the spirits
of arguments past

 

[Bamagan]

~ (giggling) ~ anything
but dredging up the spirits
of arguments past

Of course, October...
Well, it does seem on-brand to
wake the dead for lolz.

 

[Candy_Kane54]

Once upon a time
There was a writer who liked
To write nice haikus.

 

[Candy_Kane54]

Then she started to
Write edgier haikus that
Made people take note.

 

[Bamagan]

Mild Autumn weather
Is the perfect time to take
A nice, long hike. Ooh!

 

[Candy_Kane54]

Finally, she wrote
A Haiku so edgy she
Cut herself and bled.

 

[Candy_Kane54]

Forrest Gump once said,
"Stupid is as stupid does."
He's not mistaken.

 

[Bamagan]

Haiku can be quite
dangerous. A limerick
might help with healing.

 

[Candy_Kane54]

Writing a Haiku
Like a Limerick can be
A challenge to do.

 

[Candy_Kane54]

Imagine if you
Will, writing a Limerick in
Haiku form for fun.

 

[Tk9595]

Imagine if you
Will, writing a Limerick in
Haiku form for fun.

I was actually born in limerick maternity hospital!!

The limerick packs laughs anotomical
Into space that is quite economical.
But the good ones I've seen
So seldom are clean
And the clean ones so seldom are comical.[

 

[AlinaX]

an odd little rhyme
committed a crime - damned! slammed!
and died doing time

 

[Bamagan]

an odd little rhyme
committed a crime - damned! slammed!
and died doing time

Masterfully done. I was joking above, but it's very impressive that you managed to condense the feel of a limerick into a haiku.

 

[Candy_Kane54]

an odd little rhyme
committed a crime - damned! slammed!
and died doing time

Me 'at's off Guv'nor ...

 

[Candy_Kane54]

A Haiku and a
Limerick met in a bar
And became fast friends.

 

[Bamagan]

The sonnet, jealous,
saw Limerick's betrayal
and dreamt of revenge.

 

[Candy_Kane54]

Unaware of the
Sonnet's intent, Limerick
Met Sonnet that night.

 

[Bamagan]

Haiku wept sadly,
rushed to the hospital, and
signed Limerick's cast.

 

[AlinaX]

confined, canto wept
an epic flood of bright tears
in a savage wood

 

[Bamagan]

Blank verse stared blankly,
from couplet and triplet was
an epitaph born.

 

[Candy_Kane54]

A Simile ran
Into a Metaphor and
Remarked, "We're alike!"

 

[AlinaX]

is it cruelty
to torment a character
for entertainment?

 

[Bamagan]

is it cruelty
to torment a character
for entertainment?

If you feel it's bad,
just fib and claim it's for art.
Protags love that shit.

 

[Candy_Kane54]

"It wasn't as if,"
Started the Simile, "I was
A bad Metaphor!"

Across the bar, the
Metaphor shouted, "We are
both figures of speech!"

"So what!" Simile
Returned. "At least I'm like a
Rose without a thorn."

"No," Metaphor said.
"You are a rose without a
Thorn, you idiot."

"Then, that would make me
a Metaphor," whispered the
Subdued Simile.

 

[Bamagan]

Most roses have thorns,
But with a strong enough lisp
One can find roþeþ