Haiku

[Bamagan]

real-life mary sues
waving their wee lightsabers
typing with one hand

Well, presumably
Their lack of a second hand
Means they're true Jedi

 

[AlinaX]

I made a new hand
to give myself the finger
but... where is my ring?

 

[Voboy]

Well, presumably
Their lack of a second hand
Means they're true Jedi

Second hands: needed.
Or else? We must use minutes.
Accuracy fail.

 

[AlinaX]

second was made third
all because the first two hands
were an awful tease

 

[Voboy]

If we ponder it?
So many ways to show time.
Analog watch? Sucks.

 

[AlinaX]

hmm, watch as I suck
my hands working for hours
(digital fingers)

 

[Voboy]

Versatility:
This form allows good banter;
Alike it fits raunch.

 

[AlinaX]

I like raunch dressing
perfect for any salad
but messy to eat

 

[Voboy]

Creamy white goodness,
Splattered free, with abandon,
In a garden. Raunch.

 

[AlinaX]

creamy white goddess
I'm sure I am not the first
to kiss your marble

 

[AlinaX]

is it possible
for a troll to troll a troll?
well, stone me if 'tis

 

[Bamagan]

is it possible
for a troll to troll a troll?
well, stone me if 'tis

The troll-y question,
A classic logic problem.
To solve? Just don't play.

 

[AlinaX]

far too sensible...
the thing about dicks is they
do love being stroked

 

[AlinaX]

oh, look how the point
flies blithely over their heads...
such indignation!

 

[Voboy]

Hummingbird wings flap
As often as the clueless
Show their ignorance.

 

[AlinaX]

winter by the sea
the spin of helicopters
where trees grow no more

 

[Voboy]

Grey day, treeless strand.
Melancholy verse beckons.
It must be winter.

 

[Voboy]

Already it's here?
Crime And Punishment again?
Too many events.

 

[AlinaX]

I should do events
who knows, I might even win
I could be famous!

 

[Voboy]

Bitterness rises:
Big Hero 1 through 5 waits,
Unseen. Distant dreams.

 

[Voboy]

Endless threads appear:
Pluck them and see where they go?
AI unravels.

 

[Michael682]

One more day, Friday
Weekend comes, up late, sleep in
Relax, reset, rest

 

[AlinaX]

I'm sorry to say
these words are artificial
not intelligent

 

[Bamagan]

Yeah, but to be fair
That was usually true
Of what the bot ate

 

[AlinaX]

the latest sexbot
just regurgitates the stuff
she keeps swallowing