Haiku

[UsuallyPresent]

Love One Another
Has no gender bias there
Humans are silly.

 

[captainman2018]

About A Woman Holding A Gun

It's better to get
naked and fuck her pussy
than to have her shoot.

 

[AlinaX]

cupid shoots arrows
doing far more harm to hearts
than a simple fuck

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Re AlinaX's last haiku - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wi-LENmw6cs


Carrie Underwood
Strikes to the quick of the deal -
Cupid uses guns.

 

[AlinaX]

Nice

 

[UsuallyPresent]

*bow*

The world is at war
War of the sexes grinds on
Financial war looms....

 

[AlinaX]

our prime minister
screws us all for his masters,
his balls in a vise

 

[Voboy]

The Time of Blonde Men:
Large with power, small elsewhere...
Ill-placed in all things.

 

[captainman2018]

Dared Her Man

Susan got naked,
laid on the couch and dared her
man to fuck her hard.

 

[AlinaX]

(without consent too -
her lawyer was there, watching,
camera in hand)

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Consent is tricky
Do kisses alter the thing?
Dirty whispers? Lies?

 

[captainman2018]

This Is What We Saw

We saw Paul feeding
Lisa some fruit before she
sucked on his hard dick.

 

[AlinaX]

unconsenting sex
relies on a parachute
we forgot to check

 

[AlinaX]

that said... lisa's fruit
looked beautiful between paul's
sweet distended lips

 

[captainman2018]

You Wanna Join Us For A Foursome?

Those three naked chicks
on that bed noticed that my
dick had shot straight up.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Shooting loads or blanks
Can lead to sexual pleasure
If aimed properly

 

[AlinaX]

the dart board, maybe
a one and a treble six
and a final bull

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Treble-six for sex?
For trouble on the spike heel?
Or for something else?

 

[mynameisben]

Haiku is so lame.
Anyone can do it who
counts five - seven - five.

 

[Voboy]

Fifty-two degrees.
But a cock of proper weight
Should dip lower still.

 

[AlinaX]

(German six perhaps...
but the darts all added up
to sweet sixty-nine

ahh, the thought of heels
if sky high and well designed
leaves me a-trembling...

no, five-seven-five
traps an unwary poet -
even I struggle)

yes, let's talk degrees!
I have learned more on my knees
than from the lectern

 

[captainman2018]

No! Don't Stop! Shoot Your Load Into Me!

I noticed that she
wanted me to continue
fucking her pussy.

 

[AlinaX]

having ignored her
for (and with) a goodly length
I condescended

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Rigid structure makes
The talented struggle
To keep making sense

Be it iambic
pentameter, haiku, but
never for blank verse

Now, if the poet can
excite the senses, drive mind
to specified goals?

That is the purpose,
the raison d'etre, the goal
of Poetry itself

 

[Voboy]

There are special times
When knees let pleasure come FROM
Within a lectern.