Haiku

naked tunneling
through wells of quantum weirdness
is no boring thing
 
on blueberry hill
I found my bit - for years I'd
been champing in vain
 
moist... there was a girl
killed by a loo seat from space
who could spell that word
 
oh deathless senses!
why must I endure the all
when I seek the nought
 
Because you woke up,
The day shining around you.
Should have stayed in bed.
 
aye, well, true enough
that's the story of my life:
should've stayed in bed...
 
but on condition
he be allowed to ride hers...
she was a proud maid!
 
she put them to shame
drawing such lustful gazes
- and not just from men!
 
why ejaculate
- if there's no pleasure in it -
words upon the page?
 
Truer words unheard.
Agonies, over hobbies...
It shouldn’t be hard.
 
maybe you are right...
but I'd rather see a grin
than a cum-splashed scowl
 
Different degrees:
On lips grinning or scowling,
The cum has still splashed.
 
Yes, both can be false,
And the face can fool the heart,
But cum is honest.
 
Janus the Two-Faced
(not to speak ill of the gods)
could suck twice as well

... but, yes: an ending
that's incontrovertible
is a welcome one
 
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