Haiku ~ You Coo

[Rambling Rose]

Oh, such charming words
The thought pleases me greatly
Of fixing you up

 

[Saint Peter]

Of that I am sure
Now get that fucking light fixed
And get me a beer








Oink

 

[Rambling Rose]

Hand me the remote
You've been hogging it all day
It is my turn now

 

[Saint Peter]

The remote is mine
The frosting ladden panties
Can stay where they are

 

[Rambling Rose]

Just let me step out
And kick them to the side, baby
I'll get that remote

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

where is the robot
that sometimes controlls my mind?
charging batteries.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Dance with the Devil
It's a tricky two step thing
First him, then me...see?

 

[JazzManJim]

Second-day turkey
Always tastes better covered
In mayo on rye.

 

[tortoise]

christmas tree lights glow
a sparkle like candle light
the season is here

 

[Ginny]

by the tree late night
shadows and shimmering lights
my moon shines brightly

 

[Rambling Rose]

After Thanksgiving
No more turkey til Christmas
I'm in no hurry

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

Belching merrily
I'm still not satiated
Feed me more lover.

 

[Rambling Rose]

How 'bout some stuffing?
We have an abundance here
The turkey won't mind

 

[patient1]

I can be a bitch
There's more to me than that, though
I am a cunt, too

Rambling Rose is wit.
No mere boob, no mere asshole.
Cums fully equiped.

 

[Saytur]

We all like stuffing...
something or other, that is
makes my holiday

 

[claude_moveml]

GP appointment
So dosage increased again
Ineffectual

 

[Rambling Rose]

Off to the movies
I like sitting in the dark
Pass the Jujubes

 

[claude_moveml]

My light bulb has blown
(Desk lamp, overhead still lit)
Ugly shadows now

 

[claude_moveml]

Paranoia strikes
Question instantly answered
They are conspiring

 

[Rambling Rose]

Please calm down, sweetheart
No one would dare to conspire
'Cause I've got your back

 

[claude_moveml]

The conspiracy
Is all in my head I know
But the thoughts still come

 

[claude_moveml]

People climbing stairs.
Hearing footsteps, guessing who.
Ludicrous habit.

 

[claude_moveml]

Dose 6mg
Makes me feel healthy again
Strange thinking, fear, gone

 

[claude_moveml]

An experiment
Disruptive Spelling Buddy
Stops the bickering?

 

[claude_moveml]

I've calmed down a bit
I was really quite high and
Overreacted