Haiku ~ You Coo

[Rambling Rose]

Ah, here's JazzManJim
He is the king of hai-cool
Rested and ready

 

[JazzManJim]

Winter's Signature
Scrawled on a windshield at dawn
Fragile words of frost.

 

[Guest]

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

Anticipating
the day we each taste fully
total consumption

 

[JazzManJim]

Ah, here's JazzManJim
He is the king of hai-cool
Rested and ready

How could I resist
This thread of many lines
It is our Hai-queue.

 

[Guest]

 

[ChefChip]

This was a post by Jazzmanjim when a few of us were questioning Tantanah's sudden death


"I figure you'll type some insipid post refuting any of this. Don't bother. I have personal experience in every subject
of this post and you can't actually speak more authoritatively than I. Don't make yourself look even more foolish
than you already have."


Basically the jist is that WE were assholes for questioning it. As you can see...Jazz really knows his stuff..ahaha


a few more gems


I thoroughly pity those folks who can not or will not believe the word of trusted and established people here who
have, time and time again, proven themselves to be real and genuine human beings.

Some of you know better and should be deeply ashamed of
yourselves.




So what was that Jazz?...you know everything when it comes to this shit....you sure showed us huh?

Mr fucking Columbo.

Someone call Peter Falk..tell him his services aren't needed

leave jazzman alone, he has stood up for me in the past and though I don't know all the details I see no reason to attack his character.

 

[JazzManJim]

Your word are ignored
A breeze in a lonely crypt.
Heeded by no one.

 

[JazzManJim]

leave jazzman alone, he has stood up for me in the past and though I don't know all the details I see no reason to attack his character.

<breaking the Haiku theme>

Thanks chip. Don't even bother answering the guy. The effort is would take me to actually answer what he said would be worthless. Reality to him is like a piano to a cat: it's good for making a lot of noise, but none of it actually makes sense.

 

[ChefChip]

good call

Jazzman is quite cool
all the idiots are dumb
they need a real life

 

[TheDR4KE]

a triple word score,
too many vowels in my hand --
weird looks from waitress






Quack

the D

 

[tortoise]

I love your jeans seam
Secret clit stimulator
It is my hero

 

[Ginny]

cotton boxers on
as your thang stretches and swells
lucky fabric slurps

 

[tortoise]

Jazzmaster Jimmy
Absolutely fucking rocks
Naysayers bite me!

 

[tortoise]

cotton boxers on
as your thang stretches and swells
lucky fabric slurps

long sinuous licks
exploring luscious terrain
so completely lost

 

[Ginny]

in my heart today
you will be right next to me
my lil hand in yours

 

[Ginny]

listening to you
as hand snaps up and over
good morning my love

 

[tortoise]

welcome back baby
you journeyed to turn racoon
into butterfly

 

[Ginny]

your hand was in mine
the texas earth was so red
butterfly soaring

 

[Saint Peter]

Evil garage light
Sensor eye sucks donkey dicks
Give me a hammer

 

[Saint Peter]

The Rose that Rambles
Master of sixty point words
Triple bar? Never!

 

[Rambling Rose]

Someone has missed me
I can't imagine why that is
He cries like a girl

 

[claude_moveml]

Chocolate and ciggie
Unhealthy evening breakfast
I hate this feeling

 

[Rambling Rose]

Chocolate tastes better
As frosting licked from the tips
Of my little toes

 

[Saint Peter]

Hot toe sex baby
Come fix my garage light
Frosting for dinner