Haiku ~ You Coo

[claude_moveml]

Mood swings are torture
Too low or high to function
The meds make it worse

 

[Rambling Rose]

You should have taken
A swing on my swingset, Claude
While you had the chance

 

[claude_moveml]

Quantum many-worlds
I'm on your swingset swinging
Different dimension

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

My nerves aflutter
But a smile is on my face
Bring me your butter

 

[tortoise]

sometimes it just hits
like a tremor deep within
lovebubbles rush up

 

[Ginny]

oh how i love you
my lil heart surges and swells
with a burst of love

 

[horny_giraffe]

Sweet like saccharine
for knee-jerk cynics like me--
Let it flow asshole.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Well, I didn't know
Giraffes had dicks long enough
To piss on my thread

Cloying saccharine
Does not taste so sweet to me
Give me the real thing

 

[Rambling Rose]

Butter's for basting
Savor the flavor of it
I make good gravy

 

[Rambling Rose]

Have you all noticed
If it's not flirting or food
It gets overlooked?

 

[Rambling Rose]

I haiku alone
But I don't really care much
Someone will come soon

 

[Olivianna]

Butter for basting?
Tibetans take it in tea -
Talk about fat'ning

 

[Rambling Rose]

Excess saccharine
Actually will cause assholes
To flow like spring rains

 

[Olivianna]

Have you all noticed
If it's not flirting or food
It gets overlooked?

I have a craving
for ice cream and orgasms
Did you say something?

 

[Rambling Rose]

There ain't nothing wrong
With a little extra fat
But not in my tea!

 

[Rambling Rose]

I'll make you sundaes
Placing creamy frozen scoops
To melt on your belly

 

[horny_giraffe]

Well, I didn't know
Giraffes had dicks long enough
To piss on my thread

Cloying saccharine
Does not taste so sweet to me
Give me the real thing

There are pretty words.
"Asshole" is not one of them.
I stand corrected.

 

[Olivianna]

I know it sounds weird -
but I like hot butter tea
With salt added too

 

[Rambling Rose]

Sweet words are not all
That we have to offer you
Stay and play, giraffe

 

[WaxNWane]

My mouth has bled much
Dialed 9-1-1 yesterday
Tooth extraction sucks

 

[horny_giraffe]

"Rosebud" is better
To describe a woman's ass
Taboo Peek-a-boo

 

[horny_giraffe]

Say it isn't true.
That "Ghost World" will rent me.
Thora Birch is cute.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Ghost World will own you
Hook, line and sinker, baby
Give it a look-see

 

[Rambling Rose]

My mouth has bled much
Dialed 9-1-1 yesterday
Tooth extraction sucks

If the Tooth Fairy
Were as tender as I am
There would be no blood

Was it a front tooth
That was pulled from your mouth, dear?
Hillbilly smile now

 

[JazzManJim]

Comfort. Warm Blankets
Wrap 'round like an angel's wings.
Pleasure of nap time.