crystalhunting
Tallahastezzi Kaffirs!!!
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Maria, an Italian woman was extremely religious. When she
was married, she refused to use protection because she felt
that birth control was going against God's will. She and her
husband had seventeen kids.
Maria's husband got sick and passed away. As time went by,
Maria moved on with her life and married another man. Again,
she refused to use protection because of her religious
beliefs. She and her second husband have fifteen kids.
Again, Maria lost her husband. But, soon after her husband's
death, she passed away as well. At the ceremony at the
cemetery the priest looked down at the coffin then looked up
at the sky and said, "They're finally together."
This confuses one of the family members at the service and
after the ceremony, asks the priest.
"Father," he starts, "back at the cemetery when you said,
'they're finally together,' did you mean Maria and her first
husband, or Maria and her second husband?"
The father takes a long look and him and says, "I was
talking about her legs."
CH
was married, she refused to use protection because she felt
that birth control was going against God's will. She and her
husband had seventeen kids.
Maria's husband got sick and passed away. As time went by,
Maria moved on with her life and married another man. Again,
she refused to use protection because of her religious
beliefs. She and her second husband have fifteen kids.
Again, Maria lost her husband. But, soon after her husband's
death, she passed away as well. At the ceremony at the
cemetery the priest looked down at the coffin then looked up
at the sky and said, "They're finally together."
This confuses one of the family members at the service and
after the ceremony, asks the priest.
"Father," he starts, "back at the cemetery when you said,
'they're finally together,' did you mean Maria and her first
husband, or Maria and her second husband?"
The father takes a long look and him and says, "I was
talking about her legs."
CH
