HAHAHA! Lyrics that crack me up

[BlackSnake]

"I'm from the getto homey. I was raise on bread and bologna..."

 

[BlackSnake]

"...Ain't no way I can turn a stripper into a housewife"

from "I'm In Luv" (with a stripper) by T-Pain

 

[BlackSnake]

You really got me feelin' right.. (ya heard me)
My mama gone you can spend the night (ya heard me)
I ain't playin' I'm tryin' to fuck tonight (ya heard me)
Clothes off, face down, ass up, c'mon (haha).​

 

[BlackSnake]

I'm country black...​

I thought, DAMN! That's black!...LOL

 

[Colleen Thomas]

"...Ain't no way I can turn a stripper into a housewife"

from "I'm In Luv" (with a stripper) by T-Pain

No fun in that. truning a housewife into a stripper would work better around here

 

[BlackSnake]

No fun in that. truning a housewife into a stripper would work better around here

Hehee...got extra pole, c'mon over and let me slip them Benjamins in

The place was jumpin and the hoes was grinnin
Not at us though it was at the other women
Some was butterscotch some yellow like lemon
Had a couple of foul ones chicken and pigeons
Some was kinda fine but them bitches didnt listen​

 

[Honey123]

I'm disappointed in you ~ how could you not mention:

"My humps, my humps...my lovely lady lumps"

 

[BlackSnake]

I'm disappointed in you ~ how could you not mention:

"My humps, my humps...my lovely lady lumps"

Because the remix is much better

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

I'm disappointed in you ~ how could you not mention:

"My humps, my humps...my lovely lady lumps"

Now, is that supposed to be referring to ass or boobs? My mind tends to think of ass, but that's just because I am partial to it.

Never cared for gangster rap, but to each their own. I won't judge those who like it.

 

[CharleyH]

Funniest Lyrics or most hilarious song ever written?

Paul Anka's (You're) Havin' My Baby

PAUL
Havin' my baby
What a lovely way of sayin'
How much you love me
Havin' my baby
What a lovely way of sayin'
What you're thinkin' of me
I can see it, face is glowin'
I can see in your eyes
I'm happy you know it

BOTH
That you're havin' my baby

PAUL
You're the woman I love
And I love what it's doin' to ya

BOTH
Havin' my baby

PAUL
You're a woman in love
And I love what's goin' through ya

PAUL
The need inside you
I see it showin'
Whoa, the seed inside ya
Baby, do you feel it growin'
Are you happy you know it
That you're

BOTH
Havin' my baby

ODIA
I'm a woman in love
And I love what it's doin' to me

BOTH
Havin' my baby

ODIA
I'm a woman in love
And I love what's goin' through me

PAUL
Didn't have to keep it

(Charley's add- OH, REALLY? :O)

 

[Liar]

Now, is that supposed to be referring to ass or boobs? My mind tends to think of ass, but that's just because I am partial to it.

Both, if I'm not mistaken

Never cared for gangster rap, but to each their own. I won't judge those who like it.

Cool. But that "humps" thingy is as much ganster rap as I am Djenghis Kahn. Just for the record.

 

[BlackSnake]

Now, is that supposed to be referring to ass or boobs? My mind tends to think of ass, but that's just because I am partial to it.

Never cared for gangster rap, but to each their own. I won't judge those who like it.

The Blackeye Peas are not gangster rap

"My Humps"

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps. (Check it out)

I drive these brothers crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat me really nicely,
They buy me all these ices.
Dolce & Gabbana,
Fendi and NaDonna
Karan, they be sharin'
All their money got me wearin' fly
But I ain't askin,
They say they love my ass ‘n,
Seven Jeans, True Religion's,
I say no, but they keep givin'
So I keep on takin'
And no I ain't taken
We can keep on datin'
I keep on demonstrating.

My love, my love, my love, my love
You love my lady lumps,
My hump, my hump, my hump,
My humps they got u,
She's got me spending.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What u gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I'm a make, make, make, make you scream
Make u scream, make you scream.
Cos of my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps. (Check it out)

I met a girl down at the disco.
She said hey, hey, hey yea let's go.
I could be your baby, you can be my honey
Let's spend time not money.
I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff,
Milky, milky cocoa,
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.

They say I'm really sexy,
The boys they wanna sex me.
They always standing next to me,
Always dancing next to me,
Tryin' a feel my hump, hump.
Lookin' at my lump, lump.
U can look but you can't touch it,
If you touch it I'ma start some drama,
You don't want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
So don't pull on my hand boy,
You ain't my man, boy,
I'm just tryn'a dance boy,
And move my hump.

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
In the back and in the front (lumps)
My lovin' got u,
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I'ma make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
What you gon do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off this hump.
What you gon' do wit all that breast?
All that breast inside that shirt?
I'ma make, make, make, make you work
Make you work, work, make you work.

She's got me spendin'.
Spendin all your money on me and spendin' time on me
She's got me spendin'.
Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.

​

 

[Honey123]

The Blackeye Peas are not gangster rap

"My Humps"

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps. (Check it out)

I drive these brothers crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat me really nicely,
They buy me all these ices.
Dolce & Gabbana,
Fendi and NaDonna
Karan, they be sharin'
All their money got me wearin' fly
But I ain't askin,
They say they love my ass ‘n,
Seven Jeans, True Religion's,
I say no, but they keep givin'
So I keep on takin'
And no I ain't taken
We can keep on datin'
I keep on demonstrating.

My love, my love, my love, my love
You love my lady lumps,
My hump, my hump, my hump,
My humps they got u,
She's got me spending.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What u gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I'm a make, make, make, make you scream
Make u scream, make you scream.
Cos of my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps. (Check it out)

I met a girl down at the disco.
She said hey, hey, hey yea let's go.
I could be your baby, you can be my honey
Let's spend time not money.
I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff,
Milky, milky cocoa,
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.

They say I'm really sexy,
The boys they wanna sex me.
They always standing next to me,
Always dancing next to me,
Tryin' a feel my hump, hump.
Lookin' at my lump, lump.
U can look but you can't touch it,
If you touch it I'ma start some drama,
You don't want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
So don't pull on my hand boy,
You ain't my man, boy,
I'm just tryn'a dance boy,
And move my hump.

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
In the back and in the front (lumps)
My lovin' got u,
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I'ma make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
What you gon do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off this hump.
What you gon' do wit all that breast?
All that breast inside that shirt?
I'ma make, make, make, make you work
Make you work, work, make you work.

She's got me spendin'.
Spendin all your money on me and spendin' time on me
She's got me spendin'.
Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.

​

I LOVE THIS SONG FOR REAL!!!

Whatcha gonna do with all that junk...all that junk inside your trunk???

you gotta dance to it no matter what...

 

[BlackSnake]

I LOVE THIS SONG FOR REAL!!!

Whatcha gonna do with all that junk...all that junk inside your trunk???

you gotta dance to it no matter what...

I like music that make me...gotta dance. I'm wiggling in my seat

 

[Honey123]

I like music that make me...gotta dance. I'm wiggling in my seat

Me too...wish I had it on my computer so I could listen to it!!!!!

I love anything the Black Eyed Peas write and sing.. and loving this song proves it

 

[BlackSnake]

Me too...wish I had it on my computer so I could listen to it!!!!!

I love anything the Black Eyed Peas write and sing.. and loving this song proves it

Wait until you hear the remix...I turn it up and move my shoulders too...