~Ha!~

It gave us this miniature masterpiece:



and that's all anyone needs to know about that buzzy thing, whatever it is.


As a buzzy thing, I am again horribly offended.

Another strongly worded is in teh works. You will rue this day! RUE IT!
 
The three legged mongolian takes a long drag off of his cigar, casually eyeing the woman standing near him.

" Oh, thats your buzzy thing?" he asks casually. His hand shoots out at faster than the eye can follow and does a little kung fu magic to a knob here and a switch there. The woman faints after the wild handjob she was given. Chocolate doused banana pieces run down the inside of her legs as she recuperates from a mindblowing orgasm.

He harrumphs mildly looking smug and takes another puff of his cigar. He gazes into the distance waiting for his next victim to come strolling along.
That. Is quite fantastic. *nods* :cool:
 
hmm.... I think Chapter 1 is in the works.... what do you guys think?
 
As a buzzy thing, I am again horribly offended.

Another strongly worded is in teh works. You will rue this day! RUE IT!

Dear buzzy thing,

Preparations have been made for a rueful morrow. That whole day shall be rued, entirely. Tip to top, side to side, forwards and backwards, inside and out.

You know, you are not the only buzzy thing. There are many many buzzy things, and they voiced no offense, as far as anyone knows.

Therefore, the morrow is for rueing. But, on yon morrow beyond the morrow, that shall be a non-rued day.

Thank you and good day.
 
Dear buzzy thing,

Preparations have been made for a rueful morrow. That whole day shall be rued, entirely. Tip to top, side to side, forwards and backwards, inside and out.

You know, you are not the only buzzy thing. There are many many buzzy things, and they voiced no offense, as far as anyone knows.

Therefore, the morrow is for rueing. But, on yon morrow beyond the morrow, that shall be a non-rued day.

Thank you and good day.

I am the designated spokesman for TAFTLMHTAOBT The Alliance For Three Legged Mongolian Horse trainers and Other Buzzy Things.
 
Are you excluding one-legged Mongolian horse taming philanderers, who happen to be of the red herring type, that have been dragged across numerous trails, just because they smoke Trincopoly cigars?

Shame on your mother for not teaching you how to handle your you - know -what around certain buzzy things while eating bananas dipped in chocolate.:D:kiss:
 
I didn't want to whip this out, but you philandering cigarists leave me no choice. Buzz all you want, too.
For I happen to represent the mongolian banana-chocolate-dipping-herring-sniffing one, two, three, and four-legged pony trainers. These ponies - oh they are upset. Horses horses horses. It's always about the horses. That's their gripe. Not my gripe, since I'm only their representative, though not the top dog.
Now, these ponies and their pony trainers are willing to discuss issues, and to settle out of the stables. They'll be waiting in the pastures. Surely your horses know those pastures.

Oh and the Ha! has been double-confirmed. It's such a free feeling now. Whooosh!
 
I covered the rabbit with melted chocolate and he went bananas until I showed him where a buzzy thing could find Nirvana.

We'll sleep well tonight.
 
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