Guys,what objects have you inserted in your butt?

[tobiqueriverrat]

I was just wondering what objects guys insert up their butts. Long cucumbers are great. But so are lots of other stuff. Come on
guys, don't be shy, I know you do insert lot's of things. Hard meat
is my favorite as long as it's attached to an other guy.

 

[The_old_man]

Preparation-H

 

[Moridin187]

Preparation-H

toilet paper

 

[SweetBrat73]

toilet paper

toilet paper??? ok I know everybody wipes their butt with that...well at least I hope so...but insert it??? rotflmao


Brat

 

[Wiggles]

toilet paper

Toilet Paper? You insert toilet paper up your Butt??



LoL, thanks I needed that.

 

[Moridin187]

Hey, everyone's got their own weird little fetishes, mine is toilet paper!!!

 

[SweetBrat73]

well weird is the right word for that one Moridin LoL


Brat

 

[BlazeofLife]

Damn, toilet paper man? Jeez. I don't even want to think about the details.
*slams head against wall to ward off the evil visions*

As for me, sorry, exit only, no entry permitted, trespassers should notify next of kin and all that...
But hey, to each his own, if it gets you going then go for it!
Have fun!

Blaze

 

[riff]

My finger.

A candlestick.

~blush~

 

[BlondGirl]

A few months ago, I posted some x-rays of rectal foreign bodies that were taken in the hospital I used to work at. There were several other pictures posted from all over the net too. If you want a good laugh and lesson in what NOT to stick up your ass, search that out.

I had a patient yesterday who I used to work with up there. He asked me if I remembered Tobasco-butt. I laughed and pulled the x-rays out of my stash of funny stuff in my office. We had a good laugh again. He asked me if I was on the night the Helman's mayonaise bottle patient was sent to surg. Damn, I quit working there too soon!

 

[PainSlut]

toilet paper

Moridin.. remind me to never accept a tissue from you *giggle*

 

[Andreina]

my ex was a doctor in the E.R. for 2 years and once they got a patient in who errrmmm pleasured himself with a frozen trout. unfortunately the trout thawd and when he tried to pull it out the bones got stuck

i have never eaten trout again after that.

Halo

 

[plasticman33]

When I was in the service I had a friend who was a medic, he told me about this Captain who came in with an avocado, stuck up his butt. They had to operate to get it out!

Guacamole anyone?

 

[BlondGirl]

Holy shit. Now THAT would be the coolest thing ever.

We had a guy that came in once because his girlfriend had shoved a screwdriver up his ass. (Of course, it was all her fault and he did not "let" her.) He came to the ER because he was so sore and could not get it out. He had dug and dug and could not even feel it since it was so far up. He was sent to x-ray. Nada. She had lied to him.

Gullible chap.

I think I like the fish story the best. I'm gonna tell the nurses at work and we can all have a good laugh--heh heh heh.

 

[VanB]

Why the fuck would you want to shove things up your butt?

er....OK

Don't answer that

 

[Shockdoctor]

I've been told, on occasion, that I have stuck my head up my butt. Funny thing is i don't remember it....

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Things that have been inserted in my ass

Thermometers
Fingers
Drugs (the prescribed kind--I've never worked as a 'mule'...)
Tongues
One of those things that look and feel as big as a torpedo that the doctor shoves up your ass to see if you've got colon problems.

And then there was the time the Roto-Rooter lady cleaned my pipes with her 'snake'....

But that's another story.

~H~