Guys, tell us the craziest chick you've ever fucked

[thirty]

Your name doesn't match this story. At all.

Well said!

 

[Powertone]

Lynette " Squeaky " Fromme...'nuff said

 

[semen4her]

Lynette " Squeaky " Fromme...'nuff said

Did you have semen 4 her?

We all know about your love of semen.

 

[John Doe]

Pretty self explanatory, but fun to hear!

Did you run out of hyphens? Here's one for free:

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I love how the part where he refers to the female is in quotes.

I bet he fucked a tranny.

 

[great lover]

Your name doesn't match this story. At all.

By the time I am done with the Universe, it will.

 

[great lover]

Her occupation was circus clown, her name was Tania...

At times there were midgets involved as well as laptops.

English Midgets or Canadian?

 

[butters]

Define crazy.

Mentally unstable would be the one that tried to convince the police I was a serial killer because she liked the idea of having sex with a killer.

The detectives were a bit confused and then were nice enough to help with a restraining order.

awesome

I'm guessing we can tell who david68 is going to nominate.

hhhahahahhaa

 

[virtualmachine]

awesome

You weren't there. No it wasn't. All kinds of crazy followed. Her pretending to be my sister afterward?

Oh, another gem... her new boyfriend showed up at my house at 3am wanting to kick my ass. She told him I went over to her house and forced her to have sex with me. He was damn near breaking down the door. Neighbors call the cops, they show up and he proceeds to tell them about how I raped his girlfriend that afternoon.

Cops go looking for me. I'm not home. I'm 8 states away working a job. I hadn't been around in over a week.

That little bit of information, the restraining order and a few trivial other pieces of information got me an apology from the cops.

 

[Luk]

Ex-wife was the craziest, girl I right after the ex was craziest in bed. I still have scars.

 

[butters]

You weren't there. No it wasn't. All kinds of crazy followed. Her pretending to be my sister afterward?

Oh, another gem... her new boyfriend showed up at my house at 3am wanting to kick my ass. She told him I went over to her house and forced her to have sex with me. He was damn near breaking down the door. Neighbors call the cops, they show up and he proceeds to tell them about how I raped his girlfriend that afternoon.

Cops go looking for me. I'm not home. I'm 8 states away working a job. I hadn't been around in over a week.

That little bit of information, the restraining order and a few trivial other pieces of information got me an apology from the cops.

an awesome tale, i meant


btw - was she prosecuted for wasting police time? malicious accusations? if you'd not been working away, things could have been black for you.

 

[virtualmachine]

an awesome tale, i meant


btw - was she prosecuted for wasting police time? malicious accusations? if you'd not been working away, things could have been black for you.

Her father was chief of police in the town.

He was more than happy to make everything AND her go away.

 

[butters]

Her father was chief of police in the town.

He was more than happy to make everything AND her go away.

and maybe he's been doing that a long time, so she wanted his attention? daddy issues. which is a bummer for any decent cop and father trying to do a good job at both jobs if that makes sense. i know it does somewhere.

 

[travelboy]

and then there's john bobbit.....

 

[thirty]

Her father was chief of police in the town.

He was more than happy to make everything AND her go away.

Sounds like a Chinese policeman.