Guys, tell us the craziest chick you've ever fucked

[thirty]

Pretty self explanatory, but fun to hear!

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

i had plenty lol, so let me see which one i should speak of.

brb

 

[koalabear]

I really don't kiss and tell, but the crotch strap on her straight jacket kept getting in the way.

 

[great lover]

Pretty self explanatory, but fun to hear!

I fucked only 1 "chick" and she is sane. Nothing crazy. Missionary position and woman on top.

I am trying to encourage her to do it doggy style, but she's not comfortable.

 

[thirty]

I fucked only 1 "chick" and she is sane. Nothing crazy. Missionary position and woman on top.

I am trying to encourage her to do it doggy style, but she's not comfortable.

I assume men should be on the top in missionary position?

 

[great lover]

I assume men should be on the top in missionary position?

That's correct!

 

[Sonny Limatina]

I fucked only 1 "chick" and she is sane. Nothing crazy. Missionary position and woman on top.

I am trying to encourage her to do it doggy style, but she's not comfortable.

I love how the part where he refers to the female is in quotes.

 

[virtualmachine]

Define crazy.

Mentally unstable would be the one that tried to convince the police I was a serial killer because she liked the idea of having sex with a killer.

The detectives were a bit confused and then were nice enough to help with a restraining order.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Probably the one with the glassy-eyed, Jim Jones-juiced, dazed expression on her sweaty face as I pounded my cock deep into her tight, warm womb like she was my last piece of ass on Earth before Armageddon. She kept hissing at me like a snake as I was making that climb to get my nut, "Fucking cum you motherfucker! Cum inside my whore pussy! Shoot your fucking steaming load in my hot box! Give me your babies! Give me your babieeeessss..."

wait a minute...they all say that...

 

[Wok]

A park bench.

 

[Liar]

yer mum

 

[great lover]

I love how the part where he refers to the female is in quotes.

That is because she doesn't like to be called "chick".

 

[fgarvb1]

Pretty self explanatory, but fun to hear!

Does multiple personalities count as more than one?

 

[thirty]

Does multiple personalities count as more than one?

It's up to you!

 

[MNGuy]

They're all crazy if they are fucking me.

 

[drown]

there are
crazy fucks
and
crazy chicks
and
crazy fuck chick fucks.

true crazy chicks fuck
like sane chicks fuck.

the basic equipment's standard.


it's what crazy chicks do to get fucked
and
what they do after

that makes
a crazy fucked chick
a crazy fuck...




...or was this about
locker room
scoreboard
'conquest'?

 

[travelboy]

all true...........

my first time. hadnt had much experience and wasnt that young.

met this really cute and sexy girl at a beachside club on a hot summers nite. crazy chick. my mate had banged her and even tho she was early 20s there were some much older guys cruising after her (and seemed to know her well).

we started dancing and she dropped some ice cubes into my pants. ... massaging them against my throbbing .... deep wet and confidant kisses.

two days later we caught up for dinner. pretty soon we had left the restaurant and we went and parked my moms car in a pretty public place. though there was a heavy mist.

before i knew it she was blowing me - my first bj ever. Then she jumped on top. unbelievably i held form.

during the act she asked me to strangle her.

then she asked me to slap her. ... somehow couldnt quite do that... well not seriously.

then when we had finished. i got out the car. naked and took the full glare of an oncoming car.

then she asked to be taken to a club.

then she disappeared.

that was her for the nite.

two days later i found the condom wrapper on the back floor of my mums car and decided it was best removed. that nite she phoned me up .... and asked to hang out again.
not on your life.

.. then a few days later a mate phoned up pretending to be her dad .... and pretended she was pregnant.... and kept this up for a few weeks- which freaked me out. It put my sexual interest on ice for a while.

many years later i was on an international flite and she was on the flite with a baby from a father based in switzerland. she didnt recognise me and i pretended not to know her any more than as a new acquaintance making casual conversation in the quiet dark hours of the night.

crazy enough story for you .........?

 

[thirty]

all true...........

my first time. hadnt had much experience and wasnt that young.

met this really cute and sexy girl at a beachside club on a hot summers nite. crazy chick. my mate had banged her and even tho she was early 20s there were some much older guys cruising after her (and seemed to know her well).

we started dancing and she dropped some ice cubes into my pants. ... massaging them against my throbbing .... deep wet and confidant kisses.

two days later we caught up for dinner. pretty soon we had left the restaurant and we went and parked my moms car in a pretty public place. though there was a heavy mist.

before i knew it she was blowing me - my first bj ever. Then she jumped on top. unbelievably i held form.

during the act she asked me to strangle her.

then she asked me to slap her. ... somehow couldnt quite do that... well not seriously.

then when we had finished. i got out the car. naked and took the full glare of an oncoming car.

then she asked to be taken to a club.

then she disappeared.

that was her for the nite.

two days later i found the condom wrapper on the back floor of my mums car and decided it was best removed. that nite she phoned me up .... and asked to hang out again.
not on your life.

.. then a few days later a mate phoned up pretending to be her dad .... and pretended she was pregnant.... and kept this up for a few weeks- which freaked me out. It put my sexual interest on ice for a while.

many years later i was on an international flite and she was on the flite with a baby from a father based in switzerland. she didnt recognise me and i pretended not to know her any more than as a new acquaintance making casual conversation in the quiet dark hours of the night.

crazy enough story for you .........?

Not enough details of the sex.

 

[travelboy]

you got to be joking or at least sarcastic. plse tell me so.
. it was my first time. how about in out in out..... repeat ..... we were in teh front seat of my mums small japanese car. how much do you expect.
strangulation and beating (mild) not enough detail for you ? tough crowd. use yr imagination dude .. but this is a as it happened post ...
but she tasted sweet, musty and a wild. she was of a slightly dark hue (mulatto) but had blue eyes. long dark hair and a musky smell. her sweat collected in small droplets that maintained form and dribbled from the top of her lip. she had lite fine hairs at the back of her neck and she moved like a gazelle with a dysfunctional gyroscope. her from was sinewy and firm and her skin was soft like buttermilk. she was a fox. her nether hairs were fine and sparse. and her thighs gripped like mechanical claws.
in a segregated society (use yr imagination) and comeing from an insular background being with a girl form a different race and background for a young bloke only added fuel to the fire.
what i would do to her now if i got my hands on her.. but sadly it will remain a fresh memory of a demonical entry to the world of sex

 

[drown]

Not enough details of the sex.

oh christ!

read a book~!

 

[firespin]

I'm guessing we can tell who david68 is going to nominate.

 

[hogjack]

I've banged a lot of chicks but to my knowledge they were all living within the agreed upon standards of contemporary society and they all exhibited strong emotional balance with outstanding character.

 

[Mischka]

I fucked only 1 "chick" and she is sane. Nothing crazy. Missionary position and woman on top.

I am trying to encourage her to do it doggy style, but she's not comfortable.

Your name doesn't match this story. At all.

 

[semen4her]

Her occupation was circus clown, her name was Tania...

At times there were midgets involved as well as laptops.

 

[doctor_insanus]

There was that one chick...

Her Siamese twin was better.

Man, that pissed her off.