mikeyvis00
Just a guy
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- Apr 18, 2025
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Everyone has to bring something to shareSo, dick pic-nic?
You ladies are delightfully naughty
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Everyone has to bring something to shareSo, dick pic-nic?
You ladies are delightfully naughty
Pic-dick with a moo cow!So, dick pic-nic?
You ladies are delightfully naughty
That sounds udder-ly terrible…Pic-dick with a moo cow!![]()
No its kumbaya mfSo, this is when we all sing together "Old Macdonald had a farm"?![]()
Of course it involves a bonfireNo its kumbaya mf![]()
Does a cocktail wiener count…Alright... bonus points from me today if you take a dick pick with a hot dog![]()
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I think all ladies would agree that every wiener countsDoes a cocktail wiener count…
I don’t want to feel super inadequate![]()
Coming from the guy that can use one of those ballpark extra long ones….I think all ladies would agree that every wiener counts![]()
I have a blank space for you.....And then maybe a paragraph about potatoes?
Don’t want any blank space![]()
I can bring the soft... I mean... ehem... the small presentationComing from the guy that can use one of those ballpark extra long ones….
all jokes![]()
As long as you don’t mind it being filled with an ellipsis …I have a blank space for you.....
Boy.....As long as you don’t mind it being filled with an ellipsis …![]()
I mean I do have “boy” parts…Boy.....
I know!I mean I do have “boy” parts…
No no....I was playing off the finish to kumbayaNo....
I'm a unicorn.![]()
I’m glad you had a magnifying glass handy….I know!
I saw
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Fucker don't tease me....
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*Kicks rocks*No no....I was playing off the finish to kumbaya
Waiting for your picnic contributionOh Lord...
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Don't do that you'll stub your toe*Kicks rocks*
Ok.
My bad.
I mean ....I’m glad you had a magnifying glass handy….![]()
It would fit fine I’m sure. I have not doubt you can whistle. Just put your lips like that…I mean ....
There is a zoom on my phone...
But I only used it to see if I thought my lips would fit around the rim and between my tongue and lips.....