GUYS OF LIT do me a flavor

[kinkincguy]

I’ll be waiting…

Good to know. Reminds me I need to get groceries tonight

 

[mikeyvis00]

And then maybe a paragraph about potatoes?
Don’t want any blank space

Don't worry, I'll use Arial Black 20

 

[cactusjack0584]

Don't worry, I'll use Arial Black 20

And still be able to write at least a haiku… you’ve got enough real estate down there

 

[mikeyvis00]

And still be able to write at least a haiku… you’ve got enough real estate down there

It's all about location and the views

 

[cactusjack0584]

It's all about location and the views

Then that explains it…
I’ve got neither of those…

 

[Fiestykitten]

Alright... bonus points from me today if you take a dick pick with a hot dog

 

[mikeyvis00]

Potatoes, mayonnaise, burgers, and now hot dogs. Do I have to go to the grocery store each time I'm gonna post here?

 

[Fiestykitten]

Potatoes, mayonnaise, burgers, and now hot dogs. Do I have to go to the grocery store each time I'm gonna post here?

At least you’ll be well fed

 

[mikeyvis00]

At least you’ll be well fed

I'm glad no one has said "milk"

 

[hotwords229_A]

At least you’ll be well fed

It looks like he’s been feeding that thing a lot!

I'm glad no one has said "milk"

I’m sure milk is cumming.

 

[mikeyvis00]

It looks like he’s been feeding that thing a lot!

I’m sure milk is cumming.

I'm a selective feeder, so I wouldn't say a lot

Just wait until someone goes "moo"

 

[NakedStoryLover]

Potatoes, mayonnaise, burgers, and now hot dogs. Do I have to go to the grocery store each time I'm gonna post here?

So, dick pic-nic?

You ladies are delightfully naughty

 

[Mo_Bandy]

I am going to post my dick when I get to see them titties here.

 

[mikeyvis00]

So, dick pic-nic?

You ladies are delightfully naughty

Everyone has to bring something to share

 

[Fiestykitten]

So, dick pic-nic?

You ladies are delightfully naughty

Pic-dick with a moo cow!

 

[cactusjack0584]

Pic-dick with a moo cow!

That sounds udder-ly terrible…

 

[mikeyvis00]

So, this is when we all sing together "Old Macdonald had a farm"?

 

[Fiestykitten]

So, this is when we all sing together "Old Macdonald had a farm"?

No its kumbaya mf

 

[cactusjack0584]

No its kumbaya mf

Of course it involves a bonfire

 

[Qky75]

No its kumbaya mf

Oh Lord...

 

[cactusjack0584]

Alright... bonus points from me today if you take a dick pick with a hot dog

Does a cocktail wiener count…
I don’t want to feel super inadequate

 

[mikeyvis00]

Does a cocktail wiener count…
I don’t want to feel super inadequate

I think all ladies would agree that every wiener counts

 

[cactusjack0584]

I think all ladies would agree that every wiener counts

Coming from the guy that can use one of those ballpark extra long ones….

all jokes

 

[dawn_of_night]

And then maybe a paragraph about potatoes?
Don’t want any blank space

I have a blank space for you.....

 

[mikeyvis00]

Coming from the guy that can use one of those ballpark extra long ones….

all jokes

I can bring the soft... I mean... ehem... the small presentation