Guys if you could change your testicals...

[1nut1der]

So I lost one to cancer....now the other has to do twice the work and keeps up just fine. No change in sex drive and if anything my orgasms are more intense. Check them regularly guys, better yet teach her how to do it and let her check, it's more fun that way! I caught it early and 13 years later I'm perfectly healthy.

 

[DemianBiros]

Frankly,stella,I'd want them to be retractable.Not the tightenupfearflightorfight mode that all mammals can and do have,but full on up into the body cavity.Past producing more kids,and love bike riding,would be useful.And when I think of all the bar fights I got into as a young man,well;the survival advantage would be huge!

 

[stickygirl]

low hanging fruit

I'm minded to relate a story I read in some book about a senior WWII airforce officer who went by the affectionate name of Baggy Bletchley, given him at school because of his low-slung scrotum. One one occasion he nipped into a toilet on the airfield which was rather cramped and, as he sat down the raised seat fell down, his balls pendulumed and ended up trapped under the seat with his weight down. His testicles must have been clear because he started to laugh at his own predicament: unable to rise because his scrotum was trapped by the seat. In the story, it was at this moment that the airfield was strafed by a German plane and he was killed in an ignominious situation. The story was fictional but it must have been a pet story of the author's that he wanted to get out there.

 

[Paul_Chance]

I am pretty content with my balls. Golf ball is pretty close to the size (slightly oblong). If I could change one thing it would be to make them hairless (shaving/trimming can be a pain). But, I would pass on that if I could make them invulnerable. Hit, kicked, slapped, bumped, pinched, squeezed to hard - all of which are not a pleasant sensation.

It is sexy as hell to feel them sway when I walk naked, or have them cupped and kissed by a lover, or feel them snug in a tight pair of jeans. But - LOL - watch the tight pants when you sit down or turn - that sudden "caught in the pants leg and crushed" is definitely no fun. Unless I am wearing loose fitting pants, I wear briefs or boxer-briefs to keep them snugged up against my body.

 

[stan_man13]

Just wondering if they come in any other colors besides blue!

 

[Paul_Chance]

I'm minded to relate a story I read in some book about a senior WWII airforce officer who went by the affectionate name of Baggy Bletchley, given him at school because of his low-slung scrotum. One one occasion he nipped into a toilet on the airfield which was rather cramped and, as he sat down the raised seat fell down, his balls pendulumed and ended up trapped under the seat with his weight down. His testicles must have been clear because he started to laugh at his own predicament: unable to rise because his scrotum was trapped by the seat. In the story, it was at this moment that the airfield was strafed by a German plane and he was killed in an ignominious situation. The story was fictional but it must have been a pet story of the author's that he wanted to get out there.

That story is just worth repeating.

 

[Dvus_D]

Just wondering if they come in any other colors besides blue!

*snort*

Playing with colors would be fun.

 

[crazy4cock]

I am pretty content with my balls. Golf ball is pretty close to the size (slightly oblong). If I could change one thing it would be to make them hairless (shaving/trimming can be a pain). But, I would pass on that if I could make them invulnerable. Hit, kicked, slapped, bumped, pinched, squeezed to hard - all of which are not a pleasant sensation.

It is sexy as hell to feel them sway when I walk naked, or have them cupped and kissed by a lover, or feel them snug in a tight pair of jeans. But - LOL - watch the tight pants when you sit down or turn - that sudden "caught in the pants leg and crushed" is definitely no fun. Unless I am wearing loose fitting pants, I wear briefs or boxer-briefs to keep them snugged up against my body.

God I love shaved balls, just to suck and lick and smell them. you are making me anxious for my husband to come home from work. He started shaving his 2 yrs ago and about f**ing time too, i was tired of flossing.
Women love it when men return the favour and shave too. you might see quite a bit more nut sac sucking if you do.
Golf ball sized eh? ..nice

 

[TJcurious]

That story is just worth repeating.

Had me laughing my balls off......oooops

 

[chargergirl]

I my husband's balls.

Just sayin'

 

[1Browneyedguy]

I found this

"And speaking of reincarnation, we also see the reappearance of Air Vice Marshall "Baggy" Bletchley. In Piece of Cake, he died in a German strafing attack on an RAF base. Yet here he is again, fit as a fiddle and sound as a dollar, with no explanation forthcoming."

In regard to my testicals, I'm pretty happy with the way they are .. I do trim and shave all around that area...

 

[boomer177]

So I lost one to cancer....now the other has to do twice the work and keeps up just fine. No change in sex drive and if anything my orgasms are more intense. Check them regularly guys, better yet teach her how to do it and let her check, it's more fun that way! I caught it early and 13 years later I'm perfectly healthy.

This needs to be reiterated, although, with me, it was a dull, continual aching feeling. Just fine 30 years later.

 

[littlecordelera]

If I may comment about an observation...

Alpha males have big balls. There will be a hundred guys come in here and tell me I'm wrong, there's no correlation, but I seriously doubt they've seen as many pairs of balls as I have and known the owner well, too.

And when I say "alpha males" I mean true alpha males, not the big-truck, gun-totin', I'm-a-bad-ass actors. I mean those guys who, without trying and without all that macho facade, are the dominant male in a room full of males.

But I don't suppose this observation really adds anything to this thread.

 

[Shankara20]

But I don't suppose this observation really adds anything to this thread.

Maybe not, but your observation did make for a fun read....

(sounds of Shank going off to measure... wondering if she was talking about weight or volume as a unit of measure? am I 2 1/5 cups? or 4 pounds, or would "stones" be the best unit of measure for balls???)

 

[MatthewVett]

If I may comment about an observation...

Alpha males have big balls. There will be a hundred guys come in here and tell me I'm wrong, there's no correlation, but I seriously doubt they've seen as many pairs of balls as I have and known the owner well, too.

And when I say "alpha males" I mean true alpha males, not the big-truck, gun-totin', I'm-a-bad-ass actors. I mean those guys who, without trying and without all that macho facade, are the dominant male in a room full of males.

But I don't suppose this observation really adds anything to this thread.

Interestingly, smaller testicles correlate with better parenting skills: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/s...s-linked-to-his-parenting-skills-8805576.html

 

[Joeknoxville]

I think that they're just fine the way they are. But I also think that if my wife had a vote, and it was allowed, she'd vote for another pair that she could bring in off of the bench to substitute for the main pair when they needed some R & R after one of her more spirited sessions with them. She enjoys playing with them and hates when they have to take a night (or two) off .

 

[4yourpleasureiam]

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[Kitty]

and make them perfect-- what would perfect testicles be?

I humbly ask this question, as a person who has no balls

I kinda fantasise that they would hang low enough to rest on my thighs a little bit, and I could feel them shift when I walked. I know that women love to feel them slap against a pussy or clit during the Act.

Yes? No? Something else?

Almost had an orgasm just reading that hehe.

 

[SherlockianMan]

I've never really thought about it, but if I had to change them, I'd like the Peter North model. The loads those things produce are spectacular!

 

[littlecordelera]

Interestingly, smaller testicles correlate with better parenting skills: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/s...s-linked-to-his-parenting-skills-8805576.html

OMG! I can't believe this article! I've been saying that for years!

The true alpha male might be good in bed, but I would never be married to one. The few I have known are great guys in many ways, but they are too self-centered to be marriage material.

 

[Sir Victor]

"change your testicals..."
Yeah right, just snap them off and snap new ones on!!!! I can't even stand to read that!
I love my testicals just the way they are, and so does she!!!!

 

[ExiledWelshman]

I'd like one that could pick up digital radio and one like a disco ball.

 

[basic_desires]

I'd like one that could pick up digital radio and one like a disco ball.

I prefer two. Testicles that is. Testical sounds like a message sticker you put on the bumber bar of your car to test public opinion.

 

[ToysAreUs]

So I lost one to cancer....now the other has to do twice the work and keeps up just fine. No change in sex drive and if anything my orgasms are more intense. Check them regularly guys, better yet teach her how to do it and let her check, it's more fun that way! I caught it early and 13 years later I'm perfectly healthy.

Bravo! I love to hear success stories like this one.

Regarding my balls, I wish they were as easily exchanged with a new set when exhausted, like batteries in a vibrator.

Some women are like the Energizer Bunny and its not fair that men (by design) last only so long.