Guys? If yer dick fell off..........

[Sparky Kronkite]

What would you do?

Just yer dick. Everything else was working.

I'd become a sexually perverse (for fun), socially positive hit-man (for fun and probable profit) - I'd get into some S&M with the ladies and snuff out/kill known criminals of evil doing.

I think that might be a pretty good life - how about you?

 

[Scabbers]

certainly get a lot more work done

 

[Mtn Rebel]

What would i do?

I would spend less time sitting up late at night watching tv and less time in the shower ummmm taking matters in hand as it were.

 

[perks]

certainly get a lot more work done

HHAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA

that was quite amusing,
thanks
perky

 

[lobito]

Thank the lord all mighty, that my tongue still works, VERY WELL

 

[Rick DeVille]

What would you do?

I'd use my spare

 

[Marxist]

Re: Re: Guys? If yer dick fell off..........

I'd use my spare

...uhh I hate to tell you this Rick, but your mom ran off with your spare. And the batteries.

 

[christophe]

Have it bronzed...use it as a paper weight

 

[Sad Man]

I'd make a lot more money, as I would actually get around to launching my business instead of look at porn

 

[SimplySouthern]

Have it bronzed...use it as a paper weight

Well, you didn't get me a Christmas gift. And, I don't have a paperweight.....

 

[morninggirl5]

Okay who's gonna be the first guy to be honest here.

Every single one of you would go into a deep, never-to-be-recovered from depression. You'd sit and look at the scar all damn day mourning what used to be.

You'd be worse than a three-year-old who lost their favorite toy.

 

[christophe]

LoL.....Well I could always manage to send you a belated gift....just let me know the exact measurements you require...

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

what would I do?

well most likely the same thing I do everyday. with less Masterbation. But no change to my daily rutine.

 

[lobito]

now that you mention it MG5, I guess I'd be pissed, but then I'd call around and find out how much to get THE operation, so I could have a puss.

I know one thing is for sure, I'd have fun as soon as it was healed, because I'd be back to rubbing ALL day long, just to see what it's like to have one myself. Plus, I wouldn't have to worry about getting hard. When I was horny, I'd get some lube, dip my hand into my pants, and start rubbing some more.

 

[patient1]

Well....

I'd have to learn to pee all over again

 

[pabloback]

sit down to piss
and be able to watch porn films and eat cheetos without anyone ever finding out again

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Hell, I might even consider that/my/our......

second avenue - you guys know what I mean?

Hershey Highway, that long brown road, the prostrate of prostrates - a rub a dub dub.

 

[Dillinger]

Interesting... I had a dream about this very thing many years ago... in the dream I just carried it around in my underwear - kept the bulge an all - and it still seemed to work just fine, even if detached...

However - if it did happen... the dick is an organ, yes? Maybe there are penis donors? I'd probably see if I could get a smaller, average sized one attached as a replacement, see what that's like... *lol*

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Have it bronzed...use it as a paper weight

Don't forget to have a cast made, I'm sure all the Ladies at Lit would like a piece of you sitting on their desk

 

[juicylips]

...

However - if it did happen... the dick is an organ, yes? Maybe there are penis donors? I'd probably see if I could get a smaller, average sized one attached as a replacement, see what that's like... *lol*

Don't you dare!!

Only the full size model will do

Cassidy

 

[*ladylove*]

just had to read through, find out who was losing dicks. Thank goodness all are still in place

 

[tmuyo]

Re: What would i do?

I would spend less time sitting up late at night watching tv and less time in the shower ummmm taking matters in hand as it were.

well, just don't shoot your eye out...

 

[horny_giraffe]

Re: Hell, I might even consider that/my/our......

second avenue - you guys know what I mean?

Hershey Highway, that long brown road, the prostrate of prostrates - a rub a dub dub.

Yup. It ain't over 'till it's over. I'm not saying what I've tried or not tried--but oof!--that would open up a whole can of worms in my head!