Guys, have you ever had felatio that just sucked?

[Bob_Bytchin]

Well DUH.

 

[SkyBluAngelEyes]

Well, what is it? blow or suck?


I'm confused

 

[HeavyStick]

braces

no pleasure can be achieved with these meat manglers in the mouth.

 

[I'mVan]

Like a vacume baby.

 

[glamorilla]

i think its an absolute injustice there are men out there who have never had a really amazing blow job.

 

[Kitte]

i think its an absolute injustice there are men out there who have never had a really amazing blow job.

You and I should start a campaign to remedy that. At least for all the cute guys!

 

[SpiceCake]

I hear that if you give too many blow jobs, it'll make you have buck teeth! Is this true? Because I don't want buck teeth!

Sincerely,
Loves To Give Head

 

[Star of Penumbra]

No. Or yes.

 

[medjay]

braces

no pleasure can be achieved with these meat manglers in the mouth.

I got pretty decent head from a girl with braces.

If her teeth are coming into contact with your dick then she just doesn't know what she's doing, braces or no braces.

 

[HeavyStick]

You and I should start a campaign to remedy that. At least for all the cute guys!

I'll stand in the kitte line.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

I'll stand in the kitte line.

*Replaces the Kitte line sign with Glam's sign*

I'll get in the real Kitte line.

 

[HeavyStick]

*Replaces the Kitte line sign with Glam's sign*

I'll get in the real Kitte line.

I'm not playing this game anymore.

 

[Jabo 69]

OMG!! What spelling..

Hey Bytchin----You better learn to spell if you're going to be out in the public eye...A blowjob is correctly spelled, " fellatio ".....




<JUST PET'S TROLL> The Bedazzled One.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Re: OMG!! What spelling..

Hey Bytchin----You better learn to spell if you're going to be out in the public eye...A blowjob is correctly spelled, " fellatio ".....




<JUST PET'S TROLL> The Bedazzled One.

Hey thanks spelling buddy.

Usually I just say "Hey Kate, would you suck my dick?"

 

[Minkey Boodle]

I'm not a big fan of gelatto.

 

[Freya]

Everybody needs a bit of fellatio in their day.

 

[st4nton]

braces

no pleasure can be achieved with these meat manglers in the mouth.

i beg to differ. a girl w/ braces gave me one of the best blowjobs ive ever had.. and ive had... wait..

but yeah. it didnt seem to matter that braces were there.

 

[I'mVan]

Everybody needs a bit of fellatio in their day.

Freya is my new goddess.

 

[Freya]

Some fellatio is better than others.

 

[Starfish]

Irie says that he has never had oral sex that was bad.


I should have known that he'd not tell the truth to me.

 

[Smooth_Operator]

For me, getting a blowjob is a lot like when a woman tries to prepare a meal for me. I appreciate the gesture, make yummy noises, and pretend to enjoy it out of courtesy, but mainly I just think of how much better I could have done it.

 

[infamousfobb]

smooth operator,
that post was both funny and weird at the same time

 

[Smooth_Operator]

smooth operator,
that post was both funny and weird at the same time

Heh. You think thats funny and weird, you should see me sucking dick in an apron.

 

[SoulPole]

I used to live under the impression that there is no such thing as bad head. Unfortunately I learned the hard way, no pun intended, that that's not true. I've been with a couple girls who didn't get the memo that teeth and johnson's don't go together. I didn't know how to politely tell them, "stop scraping me, that's no fun" without insulting them.