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sexyshannon25

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Why is it when you say female looking for females guys think its ok to message you or they are the one to turn you straight, it really really pisses me off when they do that...LIKE LEARN TO READ
 
Dear SS25. Glad to help you with your spritual guidance. I'm a lonely guy.... What? Girls? You mean girls only? I'll be damned. Then this post makes me a total tool.

Dear SS25. good luck....vaya con dios of your choice.
 
Hi SSG25 I wondered why guys were writing you so I checked your profile. You didn't mention in your profile you we're only looking for females. I don't usually blind IM anyone and I always read profiles. A gentle suggestion would be to make a quick adjustment to your profile! I did notice that your posts made your position clear. Good luck on your quest. ERM
 
Why is it when you say female looking for females guys think its ok to message you or they are the one to turn you straight, it really really pisses me off when they do that...LIKE LEARN TO READ


Personally I think most men loose focus after they see F LOOKING.........

lol Best of luck in your search, hopefully guys van retrieve some blood from the small head up to the big head so reading a full sentence is doable for them :p
 
It's because they can't quite fathom the concept that you don't want a cock.

It's like saying "I am vegetarian" and then someone keeps offering you a hamburger. Because, lord knows, if you would just TASTE the hamburger, then they are certain that you will like it.
 
It's a porn board. You are a woman. Guys will pm you regardless of your posts..I'd personally just get over it.
 
Why is it when you say female looking for females guys think its ok to message you or they are the one to turn you straight, it really really pisses me off when they do that...LIKE LEARN TO READ

There's a bit of irony in this post. I'm not here to get in trouble, though. So, I'll just let the OP think about it herself.

Anyway, yeah... Welcome to the internet, princess. This is the place where the worst of the worst come to flex their ego and try to land a woman they would never be able to get in real life. (And before anybody says it, yes I know I'm a pathetic loser who plays video games and watches anime all the time. But mommy told me I was special and that I could be anything when I grew up. I chose man child. Hmph!).

...what was I talking about? Oh look, a chick on the Personals! She wants women only? Nah! I'll still PM her and see if she wants to attempt to suck on my 3.5 inch dick. After all, my chances are better with her than winning the lottery!
 
Why is it when you say female looking for females guys think its ok to message you or they are the one to turn you straight, it really really pisses me off when they do that...LIKE LEARN TO READ

Wecome to Lit. While not everyone wants to change you or fuck you there will always be those interested in your journey, where ever it leads.
Remember there are a lot of writers here looking for inspiration and details - why not be part of that?
 
How many porn movies start with two ladies, then some random dude arrives and gets his clock cleaned in glorious fashion? That's my guess. The other would be blood flow. It can only go to one head at a time in a man. If the idiots are engorged, there is likely little blood flow to the thinking part of the brain.

Good luck.
 
Why is it when you say female looking for females guys think its ok to message you or they are the one to turn you straight, it really really pisses me off when they do that...LIKE LEARN TO READ

Post in GLBT Personals.

Your rant, however, is not an ad.
 
It's a porn board. You are a woman. Guys will pm you regardless of your posts..I'd personally just get over it.

This about sums it up. If you're gonna get really pissed off, make it about something that's truly important.

And oh yeah...the GLBT personals.
 
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Dear Abby
I posted my car for sale in the house for rent section and I get the dumbest responses.
What's wrong with them fuckers?
 
What? You didn't get the flowers and chocolate?
I swear I sent them

That's what they all say! :p

Oh, wait. Maybe my husband intercepted them! :eek: Hopefully you didn't sing my praises too much on the lil' card. lol
 
Why is it when you say female looking for females guys think its ok to message you or they are the one to turn you straight, it really really pisses me off when they do that...LIKE LEARN TO READ

Maybe they are just very in touch with their feminine side?


Perhaps some of them think they are a lesbian trapped in a mans body?


Anyone else have any other cliches?
 
And maybe some just don't give a shit. :) Put "sexy" in the screen name, and logic goes out the window! (Especially when considering "Sexy" is a man...)
 
Sooooo you're saying I have no chance? Lmao. Sorry couldn't help myself.


Bandicoot
 
Why is it when you say female looking for females guys think its ok to message you...

And now for a serious reply. In the 90s, when Yahoo had chat rooms and E-groups they also had a (FREE) Personals section. I was in my late teens/early twenties and was looking for women around my age. They had to be local, and I posted my ad within a F4F channel for my state and city.

For every reply I received from a woman, I received ten from men. As if that hadn't been annoying enough, most of those men also lived in other states. It's like, even if I "changed my mind" and gave one of them a shot, were they going to drive 600+ miles to meet me? :confused:

Le sigh. It's life. Especially on the Net.
 
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