Guns don't kill people....................

islandman

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Moses kills people.

That's right, Mr. Heston. Thanks for making sure high-powered rifles can get in the hands of any loon.

Discuss.
 
To be fair the writers of the Bill of Rights are actually to blame.

Chuck and the Gang are just a more serious version of those Civil War recreationists.
 
islandman said:
Moses kills people.

That's right, Mr. Heston. Thanks for making sure high-powered rifles can get in the hands of any loon.

Discuss.

Three Words: State Organized Militia. We could even broaden the concept of "state" and include corporate entities, but individuals have no need to own any gun more powerful then a hand pistol (for defense) or a hunting riffle (for, um, hunting).
 
And thank god for my, "right to bear arms".

This thread makes me want to go put a few through the old, 9mm Baby Eagle. Just because I can. I might even polish up the shady .380.
 
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islandman said:
............mimes kill people.

Singing Mimes kill people by boring them to death.
 
The Squid King said:
And thank god for my, "right to bear arms".

This thread makes me want to go put a few through the old, 9mm Baby Eagle. Just because I can. I might even polish up the shady .380.

Would you be smiling if i had a shiny Desert Eagle next your head?
 
Hmmmmm

islandman said:


Would you be smiling if i had a shiny Desert Eagle next your head?

Depends, what caliber, how close to my head would you have it, and, oh yeah, did you remember to load it?


SM:cool:
 
Re: Hmmmmm

SadnonMage said:


Depends, what caliber, how close to my head would you have it, and, oh yeah, did you remember to load it?


SM:cool:


lol. all good points.
 
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Black_Bird said:


Singing Mimes kill people by boring them to death.

and you wonder why i kill them on sight!
 
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scylis said:


and you wonder why i kill them on sight!

Can't you use a bat like everyone else?
 
oh, and....

just remember folks...

guns don't kill people... I do!

just a helpful reminder from your resident freelance assassin.
 
Again with the freelancing?

Kid, I'm telling you. Go on retainer. There are dozens of big companies needing the occasional person whacked and they have resources in the billions.

Your friendly neighborhood Suburban, Corporate Assassin.
 
Weevil said:
Again with the freelancing?

Kid, I'm telling you. Go on retainer. There are dozens of big companies needing the occasional person whacked and they have resources in the billions.

Your friendly neighborhood Suburban, Corporate Assassin.

we've gone over this before, weevil. i make more money now, don't have to worry about being "retired" (that darned Expendable List), have better acess to a wider variety of cooler gadgets, and I have the final say on which jobs i take, not some deskridden pencil pusher who doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground!
 
scylis said:


we've gone over this before, weevil. i make more money now, don't have to worry about being "retired" (that darned Expendable List), have better acess to a wider variety of cooler gadgets, and I have the final say on which jobs i take, not some deskridden pencil pusher who doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground!

First of all, the "more money/cooler gadgets" thing? Please. There's no way freelancing can pay as well as regular work. I have a lovely suburban home to show for all of the murders I comitted. Two cars in the driveway and the kid will be going to private school. Match that.

As to the whole "Final Say" thing? Too tricky. Just give me a photo, a general vicinity and in two days they're under more Daisies than Donald Duck on viagra.
 
Burrito Fucker....

Please don't show your utter disregard for Amendments you don't participate in! This "Oprah style bitch scratchin'" Mr. Heston, proves my point. I could cite examples of every Amendment in the Bill of Rights where someone abused it. Quit being a hysterical sheep and accept the evil in people that murder no matter what the choice of delivery is. In Zimbabwe, they kill with machetes, in Japan it's baseball bats and axes.
Try not to slam the 30 million gun owners in the FREE USA, that do no crimes their entire lives, next you'll be shoutin' to lynch foreigners!

*Relax....:D
 
Well said Unreg.

That being said, cool gadgets? My employers make the salad shooter so when they turn their attention to killing people, watch out.
 
Yeah, guns don't kill people...but rap music is responsible for school shootings, and porn causes rape.

Yep.
 
Re: oh, and....

scylis said:
just remember folks...

guns don't kill people... I do!

just a helpful reminder from your resident freelance assassin.

we need to talk
 
Re: Burrito Fucker....

Lost Cause said:
In Zimbabwe, they kill with machetes, in Japan it's baseball bats and axes.
Try not to slam the 30 million gun owners in the FREE USA, that do no crimes their entire lives, next you'll be shoutin' to lynch foreigners!

*Relax....:D


Come at me with a machete or a bat and odd are good that i'll take it away from you and use it against you. Come at me with a gun and I stand no chance.

That's the point.
 
I am all for getting rid of guns in this perfect society.....

But until then I will not give up the right to bare arms. That a main point of this country being created.
 
Laurel said:
Yeah, guns don't kill people...but rap music is responsible for school shootings, and porn causes rape.

Yep.


Dang. someone finally figured it out.
 
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