Gun Advice

[wornoutkeyboard]

Then I hope 'ol griz has time to pound me on rocks for a while to tenderize the meat, because I will probably be kind of tough and stringy otherwise.

Yeah well.... I'd just arm wrestle the grizzly into submission with my super-giganto guns - the kind made out of real steel!

I always love the scenarios the gun nuts use that involve bambi turning around and shooting back.

Oh yeahhhhhh

~WOK (has often prided herself on being the floozy with an uzi)

 

[Antfarmer77]

No, mine has a hammer. I didn't like the hammerless because I like to target shoot.

*sigh* ...you were almost the perfect woman

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Why don't we just give the kid a howitzer loaded with area denile munitions.

Or maybe a 12 gauge with deer slugs.

 

[kbate]

Yours IS prettier! Can I touch it?

Be gentle on the trigger... It might go off.

 

[Antfarmer77]

Be gentle on the trigger... It might go off.

Talk about "explosive"

 

[kbate]

Talk about "explosive"

Daddy always said, just tickle the trigger... wait... we are still talking guns aren't we?

 

[rgraham666]

Six pages before the flirting started. Must be a new record for this place.

 

[kbate]

Six pages before the flirting started. Must be a new record for this place.

Sad that it took me, probably the least flirty person on Lit to start it. :emote:

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

Sad that it took me, probably the least flirty person on Lit to start it. :emote:

You did, didn't you? Huh. Maybe motherhood is having a mellowing effect. Or maybe it's just made you desperate.

 

[Aurora Black]

Bang, um... I mean bump.

 

[rgraham666]

Bang, um... I mean bump.

(Hits the dirt)

 

[Aurora Black]

(Hits the dirt)

While you're down there... never mind.

 

[rgraham666]

While you're down there... never mind.

As long as you don't want to tap dance on me, ask away.

 

[Aurora Black]

As long as you don't want to tap dance on me, ask away.

Lucky you. I stopped tap dancing ages ago.