Guilty Pleasures

[sexyarmyman89]

I want this forum to be filled with sexy stuff that you did that may have been good/bad/pleasant/kinky/anything you can think of. I was in church. I was sitting next to this beautiful woman, probably in her mid to late 30's, with huge breasts and and very sexy ass. She had a skirt on and a flowy blouse. It started when I noticed her breasts. I had to put my hands on her so I started to slowly slide my hand under her ass in her chair. She didn't move a muscle but she had to feel what was going on this went on till the end of church that day. She smiled at me and walked away.

 

[dolf]

'prally'?

 

[JohnnySavage]

Ok so not new to LIT just new to posting on forums lol I want this forum to be filled with sexy stuff that you did that may have been good/bad/pleasant/kinky/anything you can think of. Ill start with one of mine. I was in church and i was very young at the time prally 8 or so. I was sitting next to this beautiful woman prally in her mid to late 30's with huge breasts and and very sexy ass. She had a skirt on and a flowy blouse. It started when I noticed her breasts. This was the first time i noticed breasts on a woman since after breastfeeding. I couldn't control myself i had to put my hands on her so i started to slowly slide my hand under her ass in her chair. She didn't move a muscle but she had to feel what was going on this went on till the end of church that day. She smiled at me and walked away. I dont remember seeing her again but very kinky story for me it just came to mind and I wanted to share. I hope this forum fills up with kinky stories!

I didn't read your post, although I'm sure it's a page turner, because all I saw was this huge block of text. You might try using the editorial tool sometimes called a 'paragraph'.

You're welcome!

 

[koalabear]

You will burn in hell! Welcome to Lit.

 

[Wings]

I want this forum to be filled with sexy stuff that you did that may have been good/bad/pleasant/kinky/anything you can think of. I was in church and i was 8 or so. I was sitting next to this beautiful woman, probably in her mid to late 30's, with huge breasts and and very sexy ass. She had a skirt on and a flowy blouse. It started when I noticed her breasts. I had to put my hands on her so I started to slowly slide my hand under her ass in her chair. She didn't move a muscle but she had to feel what was going on this went on till the end of church that day. She smiled at me and walked away.

Why must you people kill my church sex fantasies so often?

 

[butters]

so... you were 8, not 18, touching up this chick with big tits in church

and she let you, without saying a thing, but smiling


of course you did

ewwwwwwwww

 

[sexyarmyman89]

First off dont post if your going to be negative, and yeah thats all i remember i was really young lol... :/ dont hate i thought it was hot. If the shoe fits, wear it. If not find another shoe store

 

[JohnnySavage]

First off dont post if your going to be negative, and yeah thats all i remember i was really young lol... :/ dont hate i thought it was cute

Negative people suck.

 

[sexyarmyman89]

word good look johnny!!

 

[JohnnySavage]

word good look johnny!!

word good look to you too!

 

[thør]

Negative people suck.

There is no such thing as suck in the absolute world, just lack of pressure.

 

[chillywilly2]

I just wanted to write WTF? but apparently thats too short of a reply so you get all this to go with it

 

[dolf]

First off dont post if your going to be negative, and yeah thats all i remember i was really young lol... :/ dont hate i thought it was hot. If the shoe fits, wear it. If not find another shoe store

if you read the site TOS you'll see that the rules quite clearly state that all parties must be over 18 if the content is sexual.

so, no, you're not going to get everyone posting about the coolness of your story.

 

[sexyarmyman89]

chill i am over 18.. It happened a while ago. Just thought Id share my bad i will remove the post all together

 

[JohnnySavage]

if you read the site TOS you'll see that the rules quite clearly state that all parties must be over 18 if the content is sexual.

so, no, you're not going to get everyone posting about the coolness of your story.

Has anyone ever told you that you have big hooters?

 

[dolf]

chill i am over 18.. It happened a while ago. Just thought Id share my bad i will remove the post all together

so, by that logic, posting kiddy porn would be ok if you waited until the kiddy had grown up. you're an imbecile.

Has anyone ever told you that you have big hooters?

yes. but i suspect they're shrinking.

 

[Statist]

Haha, church! Enjoy your opium, fool.

 

[bluntforcemama]

Well, I was going to point you in the direction of the playground, but it seems to have been demolished in absentia.

 

[Squibbs]

First off dont post if your going to be negative, and yeah thats all i remember i was really young lol... :/ dont hate i thought it was hot. If the shoe fits, wear it. If not find another shoe store

Who let the fucktard in?

I told you to lock the fucking door behind you guys!

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

i smell aliases.

 

[Squibbs]

No, that's your upper lip, shit sniffer.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

No, that's your upper lip, shit sniffer.

eat a taco dick, faggot.... lay off.

 

[Squibbs]

You sure do talk a lot about dicks and fags.

It's almost as if you're a pro.

 

[Squibbs]

I think I discovered lifendumb's guilty pleasure!

Your secret is safe with us, chomo.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

talking about banning people, sheeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit... ban this fruit-cake above my reply ^