Guilty Pleasures?

[freeasair]

spotting spelling mistakes

linen wrapped and unmoving sheath, is that squid you're bound up in?
kinky and all alone in your unwritten thoughts

 

[freeasair]

Grabbing at the crown jewels of Puritania

Why do so many solitary people here record guilt when
a)their "secrets" are clearly no more secret if they write them
b)they should feel no twinge of remorse for watching movies/eating ice cream/wanting to f*** their nearest neighbour;


now if they actually had eaten ice cream off her as she hung unclad from the living room beam watching a b/w movie with Cary Grant doing something fully clothed with Doris Day...

now then that oughta be a secret and lets hope they both felt so guilty they agreed to self flagellation for afters, once a week for the rest of their active lives [and felt that had to tell us all in spicey detail]

sorry to complain but i have spent a life time getting rid of "guilty" and learning to enjoy, as long as i dont hurt or get hurt by somebody who is an unwilling participant

 

[tigerjen]

Ooohhhhh good topic!

Literotica.....of course!

erotic stories

dark chocolate (esp. w/ strawberries)

pepperoni n'' pesto pizza

older guys

sleeping in the buff all weekend w/ a lover
enjoying each other's company

red roses

Warm Vanilla Sugar scent from Bath & Body Works...my
fave new scent!

black satin bras

jewelry (esp. earrings and necklaces)

lobster rolls!

Len Libby's dark chocolate blueberry cream candies

MUD ice cream (from Doyle's Ice Cream shop in Litchfield,
CT)

Jaded1's world famous German potato salad and hot
bosc pear relish

that's it for now


tigerjen

 

[sheath]

Re: Grabbing at the crown jewels of Puritania

sorry to complain but i have spent a life time getting rid of "guilty" and learning to enjoy, as long as i dont hurt or get hurt by somebody who is an unwilling participant

I think it is all a figure of speech, really. I don't TRULY feel guilty for those things I mentioned. But sometimes things feel so decadent, so delightful, so GOOD, that it makes us think maybe it should be wrong to do them...because surely something completely "kosher" or "legal" should not feel that damn good!

S.

 

[curious2c]

Heh never really thought of it till just lately, but I have found that looking at skimpily dressed twenty and above year old ladies to be fast becoming a guilty pleasure. Must be my age.

Erotic stories...yes.

Literotica, as much as I truly don't think so personally, but it's one of those things that one can't start a conversation with at work. so..yeah damnit.

Thoughts of a certain person and what I 'd love to do with her...together as a 'couple'. Kind of a toughy for me to admit, but I think I'd truly love to go farther than just imagine. Forgive me for that Goddess and God, but my heart rings true in this one thing.


Heh...Penthouse Letters Magazine. Not quite a magazine one can read openly in the airport now is it?

 

[SXCRgirl]

WOW! I haven't been here for a few days and I'm glad that you guys are keeping this thread busy.

I would like to squeeze Lance Armstrong's butt. I just want to see how hard it is! *giggling hysterically*

Popcorn and chocolate. Mmmmmmm. There is something about the salty and sweet combo that makes me look forward to the movies.

Bath and Body Works! I love their bath stuff. Yes, a bit pricey so I wait when they have the good sales and stock up. Always makes me feel so relaxed after a shower.

Watching sheath and hersixstring interact.

Top ramen noodles on a cold day. The chicken sesame variety is my favorite!

Super duper ice cold Diet Coke.

Mangoes. Sweet, ripe juicy mangoes. You peel the skin off and start eating it ... feeling the juice running down your chin as you eat it. Ooooh.

Keeping my TV on OLN during the month of July, watching Lance go for his 6th TdF title.

 

[tythisredheadup]

My favs

Lit
Little League Football
Chappelle Show
Pringles
The Blue Collar Comedy Tour
Reno 911
Yahoo
Handbags
Cotton Panties

 

[SXCRgirl]

Re: My favs

Pringles

The White Cheddar kind?

 

[catmanhunting]

guilty pleasures?

what about the ones that we don't feel guilty about, those sensual blasts we have to have? like....

ice cold bourbon, no coke, no water no ice

a good screaming to the wind hummer

watching your SO sleep knowing you'll wake him or her up and ensure he/she is late for work

SUSHIIIIIIIIIII and way too much saki!!!!!!

 

[Miira]

Having nothing for breakfast but a cigarette and a Mountain Dew

FFXI

My sex toys

 

[sheath]

Lemon slushies. The big Route 44 ones from Sonic. Hell...maybe TWO.

Playing a really, really good guitar.

Ice water so cold, it hurts when it goes down.

Dancing in a thunderstorm.

Making love in a thunderstorm.

S.

 

[SXCRgirl]

Lemon slushies. The big Route 44 ones from Sonic. Hell...maybe TWO.

I love the Cherry Limeade at Sonic. It's just too bad that there aren't any Sonics around me. There is one that I saw in Orange County and any excuse to be there is good enough for me.

 

[dollface007]

I love the Cherry Limeade at Sonic. It's just too bad that there aren't any Sonics around me. There is one that I saw in Orange County and any excuse to be there is good enough for me.

Oooooohhh...i miss cherry limeades...with tater tots...and a bacon cheeseburger.

Why don't they have Sonic up here??? Why, God??? Why??????

 

[SXCRgirl]

Oooooohhh...i miss cherry limeades...with tater tots...and a bacon cheeseburger.

Why don't they have Sonic up here??? Why, God??? Why??????

Mmmmmm, tater tots with cheese!

Believe me d, I say that ALL the time too! I get to enjoy Sonic when I visit friends in the midwest. But now that I discovered one tucked away in Orange County, I'll have to go there more often!

YAY!

 

[freeasair]

cornography rules

OMG
there really is some sick stuff on the web but i didnt think i'd find in litrot!
folk who have guilty secrets about cherry limeade and popsicle soda and corn doofahs with cheddar cheese flavors and large dollops of Mississippi mud ice cream and flakey choc stickies that put up their...wait for it ....nose on WEAKDAYS!!!

runs screaming for Mama and says she will come home and I promise I wont bitch about doing the dishes,especially now You have got that bright new throbbing dishwasher thingy...

now that's a guilty secret >>>>>>>>>
sitting on the corner of the washing machine when its doing the high speed rinse and spin and ironing his jeans against my ...

no no give me the confessions about the unclothed Tom and Jerry movies in orginal b/w esp the ones about the broom handle and the wooden spatula..d'ya recall when Tom flew off the dresser and landed face down on the kitchen table.....?

 

[freeasair]

and the consequence was

they got the idea for a new movie called the

AGONY AND THE ECSTASY

 

[SXCRgirl]

LOL!

freeasair, have you had your coffee today yet?

Mmmmmmm ... how about peanut butter and graham crackers. I love it!

I guess I'm just a big peanut butter fan.

 

[bobsgirl]

Peanut butter cup brownies.

Pina coladas--slushy and covered with a mound of whipped cream.

A long slow BJ. On the giving end. Although I have to say, I don't feel very guilty at all.

All three of the above at the same time.

 

[sheath]

Re: cornography rules

no no give me the confessions about the unclothed Tom and Jerry movies in orginal b/w esp the ones about the broom handle and the wooden spatula..d'ya recall when Tom flew off the dresser and landed face down on the kitchen table.....?

Okay, I'll bite.

Giving him a blowjob while he is on the phone...to his MOTHER.

Fucking, hard and loud, until the neighbors turn up their stereo just to override the sound of my screams.

Sex in the backseat on some old country road in the middle of nowhere...makes me feel like a kid again, swear to God.

Going through the whole toy collection during phone sex and hitting every toy at LEAST once, maybe twice.

Sex with popsicles and ice cubes.

Are those more along the lines of what you were hoping to see in this thread?

S.

 

[SXCRgirl]

Re: Re: cornography rules

Okay, I'll bite.

Giving him a blowjob while he is on the phone...to his MOTHER.

Ooooh, I have never done this one. *tucking it away for future reference*

I have however, given him a blowjob while he's talking to his boss. Does that count?

I once dated a doctor and on call nights, he'd smuggle me into the room where he would rest. We'd be in the middle of an intense love making session when his beeper would go off. It would scare the living daylights out of us. He would have to call the nurses station to find out what the emergency is and would have to sound professional while I'm performing a blow job on him. LOL! Needless to say, I never did look at an ER the same again!

 

[manofsteel52]

Shucking responsibilities and going sailing.

 

[CoyoteTales]

Lemon slushies. The big Route 44 ones from Sonic. Hell...maybe TWO.

Playing a really, really good guitar.

Ice water so cold, it hurts when it goes down.

Dancing in a thunderstorm.

Making love in a thunderstorm.

S.

*goodnaturedly shakes a fist at you* Grrr, I say, grr.

I woke up this morning, and the sky was grey, and I swore I could hear raindrops on the roof -- but then I walked out into the living room, and the sun was shining brightly in through the balcony doors.

I am -so- overdue for a good thunderstorm... I'll dance by myself in it if I have to.


-CoyoteTales

 

[sheath]

*goodnaturedly shakes a fist at you* Grrr, I say, grr.

I woke up this morning, and the sky was grey, and I swore I could hear raindrops on the roof -- but then I walked out into the living room, and the sun was shining brightly in through the balcony doors.

I am -so- overdue for a good thunderstorm... I'll dance by myself in it if I have to.


-CoyoteTales

The storms that came through Tennessee last night were truly awe-inspiring. Not 'dance in the rain' kind of storms, but 'stand there and stare in amazement and no small measure of terror' kind of storms.

You should visit the South...it would become one of your guilty pleasures.

S.

 

[bobsgirl]

The South is one of my guilty pleasures. Nashville is one of my favorite cities. The best time I ever had with my daughter was when we took a weekend and visited the Grand Ole Opry and the Country Music Hall of Fame.

The Opry. Wow. It's time to go back.

Claussen pickles. The big ones.

 

[Kemet]

www.homestarrunner.com

A GUILTY pleasure lol ( thinks about how much of a dork he is)