Chaingun
Who do ya love?
- Joined
- Mar 23, 2008
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Not guilty.
Ever "accidentally" dropped food in someone's lap?
Guilty.
Ever tried to get them to let you clean it up...in the way you had planned before you dropped it?
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Not guilty.
Ever "accidentally" dropped food in someone's lap?
not guilty
ever positioned yourself so you could better check out someone's body?
guilty
have you ever masturbated at work ?
It's practically my job description at this point.
Ever masturbated on the way home in the car?
not guilty
have you ?
Guilty. (Although I'm a "pull over in a secluded spot rather than kill someone on the road kind of guy".)
Ever want to?
guilty
have you ever blatantly made out in public ?
Guilty.Not Guilty
Do you always think before you act?
Guilty.
Do you sometimes leave food in the car if you just have to run into one more store?
Guilty
Have you ever put an add up on Craigslist in the personals section?
Not guilty, although Ive looked at a few.
Have you ever pretended to be asleep when your SO wanted sex?
Not Guilty
Do you have more than one SO?
No, I kiss and then plan for the next one.Sorta guilty - woke him up that way once
Do you kiss and tell?
No, I kiss and then plan for the next one.
Do you sunbathe nude?
Guilty, but only when the neighbors are most likely to be at work....
Do you have road rage?
Not guilty
Are you inhibited during sex?
Yes.
Do you forget time during sex and remember much later that you missed a meal?
Guilty
Are you adventurous during foreplay and sex?
Guilty...and sentencing is next week.
Are you too sensitive to continue after a few times and have to figure out how to entertain him/her until you're able again?
Not guilty
Are you so loud that neighbors grin at you when you see them?
Wasn't me.
Were you ever so turned on by hearing the neighbors that you and yours had to do it too?
Not Guilty!
Have you ever left work early to go home for sex because you were too horny?