Guess!!!

[glynndah]

Your boyfriend and HIS hubby.

Shhhh! You promised not to tell! Sorry, that's not it.

A from the good little witch.

A group of hot lesbians with a bottle of chocolate sauce?





Oh... wait... that was at my house last night... in my dreams.

So, that's not a guess? Too bad. You were so close...

Umm. No, you weren't.

A from the good little witch.

 

[BarbarouSevil]

An opossum? A skunk?

Okay, so the "o" in "opossum" is silent. What about the "n" in "an opposum"? Do you pronounce it "a possum" or "an possum"?

 

[glynndah]

An opossum? A skunk?

They are frequent visitors, but not this morning.

A from the good little witch.

Okay, so the "o" in "opossum" is silent. What about the "n" in "an opposum"? Do you pronounce it "a possum" or "an possum"?

Who told you that?!?

 

[glynndah]

Time for a word from our sponsors and supper for me. Thank you for playing along. I'll be back after this brief intermission with the answer. Feel free to continue guessing.

 

[Liar]

Guess what was on my back porch this morning...

A BLT sammich?
Bugs Bunny?
The One Ring To Rule Them All?
Fourteen incontinent smurfs?
Me, wrapped in toilet paper and bubble wrap?
Bon Jovi minus Jon?
A hairball and three dead racoons?
Sugar and spice and everything nice?
Belgium?
A suitcase full of blow?
Jimmy Hoffa, alive and well?

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

an alligator/crocodile

 

[kimbalee]

A BLT sammich?
Bugs Bunny?
The One Ring To Rule Them All?
Fourteen incontinent smurfs?
Me, wrapped in toilet paper and bubble wrap?
Bon Jovi minus Jon?
A hairball and three dead racoons?
Sugar and spice and everything nice?
Belgium?
A suitcase full of blow?
Jimmy Hoffa, alive and well?

hahahahahahah! I bet it was one of those.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Belgium?

Wouldn't that annoy the Belgiums?

 

[voluptuary_manque]

hahahahahahah! I bet it was one of those.

It's the last one, Jimmy Hoffa, that's what who it was. He's been livin' out in the swamp with Pogo, Porkypine and Albert.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

It's the last one, Jimmy Hoffa, that's what who it was. He's been livin' out in the swamp with Pogo, Porkypine and Albert.

And Elvis.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

And Elvis.

Yeah! Elvis formed up Jimmy, Pogo, Porky and Albert into a new band called The Headwaters and they're goin' on tour with a new sound called Zydaco Gloop ('cause they's no rocks inna swamp). Good job CD and Kimmy, we figured her out.

 

[Liar]

Wouldn't that annoy the Belgiums?

Who cares?

<Homer voice>
Stupid Flanders
</Homer voice>

 

[kimbalee]

Yeah! Elvis formed up Jimmy, Pogo, Porky and Albert into a new band called The Headwaters and they're goin' on tour with a new sound called Zydaco Gloop ('cause they's no rocks inna swamp). Good job CD and Kimmy, we figured her out.

I bet they're having peanut butter and banana sandwiches for dinner, too. lol

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I bet they're having peanut butter and banana sandwiches for dinner, too. lol

And pie for breakfast.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Has to be Dubya and Barbra Steisand locked in an erotic embrace and drunk as lords.

 

[kimbalee]

Who cares?

<Homer voice>
Stupid Flanders
</Homer voice>

hahahah!

 

[mansome]

Guess what was on my back porch this morning...

No prize but if anyone guesses correctly, I'll be quite astonished.

That Seanh guy passed out sloppy drunk with his underwear around his ankles, puke on his t-shirt and northern pike up his ass?

 

[lisa123414]

That parcel wrapped in brown paper with the toys you have been hoping for?

By the way, there was an electric ukulele at my side door when I got home this evening! Oh boy!

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Doc Johnson Pocket Rocket, in purple, with rechargeable batteries and a side of Otis Spunkmeyer chocolate chip cookies, still warm from the oven.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

That parcel wrapped in brown paper with the toys you have been hoping for?

By the way, there was an electric ukulele at my side door when I got home this evening! Oh boy!

And electric . . . ukulele?

 

[lisa123414]

And electric . . . ukulele?

I kid you not darlin.' I ordered it and paid for it last week.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

I kid you not darlin.' I ordered it and paid for it last week.

I'm thinking a mash up of Tiny Bubbles and Kashmir would sounds totally KICK ASS!

 

[NoJo]

Guess what was on my back porch this morning...

No prize but if anyone guesses correctly, I'll be quite astonished.

An old grey-haired black man with a pearl-handled cane holding a tin of Shinola?

 

[lisa123414]

Everything sounds good on a uke!

Tall and tan and young and lovely
The girl from ipanema goes walking
And when she passes, each one she passes goes - ah

Please tell us Glyn, I have to go!

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

Doc Johnson Pocket Rocket, in purple, with rechargeable batteries and a side of Otis Spunkmeyer chocolate chip cookies, still warm from the oven.

If these are the kinds of packages you send, you need my address.